This piece of clothing might seem nice at first, but the big error makes itself apparent before too long. Yes, the breast pockets aren’t at the same level, but really, is that such a big deal? Both pockets still work. And it’s a men’s shirt, so it’s not like anyone will notice. Or care.
The shirt doesn’t even look that bad! If you can find a shirt like this in the bargain bin, and it’s the right size for you, I say, why not? Of course, fancy parties aren’t the place to wear it, but if you’re an office worker, it’s nothing more than a fun outfit piece.
Quite the Ratio
“The Ratio,” when it comes to bodies, is usually seen as the difference between the width of a person's waist and the width of their hips. For women, having a certain ratio is seen as attractive – as in male brains find a specific ratio automatically attractive just thanks to visual aesthetics. But this woman might be trying a little too hard.
At first glance, it looks like she's not only been on a crazy crash diet, but she's gone knock-kneed at the same time. Thankfully it's just the white and black design from these yoga pants and top, but it still takes a second look.
One Way or the Other, It's Not a Good Look
Kevin Hart a classic funnyman. He's on television, wearing a shirt that, at the very least, shows off his physique in a flattering way. But what's that on the shirt? Looks like a little bit of spilled alphabet soup – a collection of the letters D, E, O, and P.
It's sort of like a way too personal version of a word search. The letters can be rearranged to make a few different words, including what is certainly Kevin Hart's favorite American author, Edgar Allen Poe. However, the letters can also be used to spell “D@pe” as well as “Oped.”
She Must Be a Paleontologist
It seems a big paleontologist discovery has been made. A brand new species of dino has been found on this lady's pair of shorts! This shy guy is peeking out from the seam, saying hello to the world for the first time, and we get a better look at him below the picture. He's been dubbed the half-steg (Stegosaurus Minimus), and the anthropological community is in an uproar about the discovery.
Plus, take a peep at that lady's finger accessories! It looks like she made rings out of Chex Mix! That certainly draws the eye. Unconventional and whimsical, she has fashioned rings out of Chex Mix, adorning her fingers with a snack-inspired fashion statement that demands attention and sparks curiosity.
Roses Are Red, Violets Are... Whatever...
This next shirt comes to us from the line of the Goat himself, Michael Jordan, and his Air Jordan line. The shirt says, “Red, White & Black is the New Black.” Now, what could this mean? Three colors can't be one color! It's possible it has something to do with the colorways of the new Jordan shoes, or it could be the eggheads at Nike that couldn't make a good design to save their lives.
No matter how you frame it, this shirt isn't a very good design – you can barely read it. The text, regrettably, seems obscured, barely discernible to the discerning eye. Yet, despite its design flaws, the allure of Michael Jordan's iconic brand and the mystique of this cryptic slogan continues to captivate the hearts of basketball enthusiasts, elevating it to a coveted piece in the realm of sports fashion.