There is nothing like a small-town mall to introduce incredible fashion choices that you won’t see anywhere else. The pair of crocs this enterprising icon wears have spikes around the heel, chains around the foot, and more metallic pieces than Darth Vader.
Did he buy those Crocs as shown? If so, we have to wonder just how popular they are in the market. Well, they sold at least one pair, so in a way, they’re successful. If this young man created his own special pair of footwear, then we can’t even fault him for wearing these loud and proudly. Strut your stuff.
I'm Sorry, What Is Delivered?
This is a shirt that is made for one of those grocery delivery systems where you order online, and then some hard-working person gathers everything in the store and gets it ready for you to pick up. They're fast, they're easy, and they're a good way to stay away from other people. The shirt that this person is wearing, however, makes it seem like a VERY different service that he or she offers.
From what we know about people who might like such things, this service won't have demand from a big number of people, but for the people who do want it, there will be a BIG demand.
Getting Some Mixed Signals
Motivation is an important factor in achieving long-held goals. If you have no one in your circle who is telling you to keep going, don't give in, don't quit, you can do it, then you might need to expand your circle. This shirt seems like a good first step, but the design has things in a bit of a bad order.
The shirt is supposed to be telling us two different things: “Never quit,” and “Do your best,” but thanks to a boneheaded graphic design, it looks like it's telling us “Never do your best,” and “Quit.” This is why we need a few rounds of quality assurance before going to print.
Not the Fairy Tale She Thinks It Is
There's a pretty good case for never wearing a dress in a swimming pool unless you're interested in being found later by investigators and want to make the most stirring scene possible. Or you're doing a photoshoot, which seems to be the case with a dress with leaves or feathers on the front and a long billowing train.
No doubt it would look lovely on dry ground, but when it's floating around in the water, the brown bottom of the dress appears to be less fabric and more...bodily. Not the kind of scene you want to set, that's for sure.
Visit Massachubatts
This fail is so simplistic, which is why we had to include it. It’s nothing more than a simple spelling mistake on a street vendor’s t-shirt. If you look quickly enough, you might just miss it. You know, we’ve always wanted to visit Massachubatts. We hear it’s beautiful this time of year. This shirt might just be the encouragement we need to make the trip.
Picture yourself strolling through the enchanting streets of Massachubatts, soaking in its non-existent sights, and basking in the charm of a place that only exists on a t-shirt. It's like a secret code, an invitation to embark on a whimsical journey to a destination that resides solely in our imaginations.