Feel Lin Dancing
What is happening here? Well, it seems like we stumbled upon a linguistic enigma wrapped in a color palette mystery. We almost had a stroke trying to read this shirt. None of the words go together, and the random colors don’t help. No matter how we tried to read this tee, we just couldn’t figure it out.
What language is this supposed to be, what lies behind the color scheme, and why is this girl smiling? She’s either a master of inscrutability or just genuinely amused by the perplexity she’s causing. The unanswered questions remain, leaving us pondering the meaning behind this perplexing ensemble.
An Absolute Fail
Ah, the misguided brilliance of the fashion world strikes again, and whoever was in charge of this must have thought that this is a great idea. We'll just put the word 'absolute' on a dress and let a model wear it; what could possibly go wrong? Oh, so much could go wrong, so much!
In this case, the problem is that at a certain angle, with some letters hidden, the word absolute can suddenly spell an improper term used to describe women. Talk about a fashion faux pas of epic proportions! It's a reminder that even the boldest ideas can stumble upon unintended consequences.
When Functionality Trumps Design
It looks like a bad design, but the real aim is for the shoes to absorb shock and pressure. One wishes the shoes were prettier, but shock absorption isn't pretty now, is it? The optics and design must reflect the gravity of the purpose. Admittedly, it does look like you can store several things inside the holes.
Think accumulated mud, gravel, and tiny stones. Or pens and bobby pins, or be an impromptu storage space for everyday essentials like pens and bobby pins. Let's not overlook their potential to have a practical solution at every step! One can never have enough of those.
Found of Walks
The conflicting message on this shirt has us scratching our heads in bewilderment. If you think they’re fond of walks, you’re wrong. Their shirt specifically states that they’re found of walks. So which one is it? Is it a typo ( like we assume), or whoever designed this was pretty sure a walk is to be found, and its the found of the walks hey are after?
Not only are they found of walks, but their heart is also filled with love toxic. We’re not exactly sure what they’re trying to say, but it’s encouraging us to stay far, far away from this mess.
A Serious Mix-up
With a mistake this bad, we have to assume this major t-shirt failure was a purposeful choice. This might work with the younger generation, like, those born in 2015 onwards but for us experienced citizens,..... a huge mistake. The band pictured on the front of this graphic tee is Hanson, a ‘90s boy band with a clean reputation.
Nirvana, on the other hand, is a darker rock band with an unmistakable grunge look. Perhaps this shirt is meant to embody the rebellious spirit of confusion, or maybe it's just a case of creative misdirection gone awry. Either way, it's a fashion statement that leaves us scratching our heads and longing for a simpler era of music.