Nobody wants dirty tracks in the house. Whether they belong to a dog’s paw or to a human’s feet, those things need to be wiped clean before entering. Let this be a fair warning to be both dog and man before entering this pristine, homely haven.
To be honest, though, this sign is really bothering us. After all, humans do not have paws. They have feet (normally with shoes on them). So that means that this doormat is directed toward dogs. And as far as we know, dogs are not able to read and so this doormat is pretty useless.
Hello, Watermelon
This doormat doesn't need words. A scrumptious-looking watermelon is all you need to create a welcoming atmosphere. Especially one with a nice bite out of it! That's the kind of doormat that says "Stay as long say you want."
But what happens if, all of a sudden, you're a guest that is craving some juicy watermelon, and the host actually doesn't have any at this moment in time? What are you supposed to do? Pretend that you are still excited to be there. Or are you going to leave that instant, hit the nearest grocery store and buy some huge, round, green and red goodness for yourself? We know what we would do.
The Force Is Strong With This Doormat
If you're on a quest for the coolest doormat in the galaxy, look no further! This Yoda gem keeps dirt away. It also brings Star Wars flair to your home. The force is strong with this one! It's a gentle reminder to all who enter your home to mind their manners.
Be on your best behavior because you never know when a Jedi Master is watching. In matters of guest etiquette, seek Yoda's advice you must! This masterpiece takes the art of the Jedi mind trick to a whole new level. Your visitors won't know whether to giggle, obey his wise command, or feel offended.
Step Into a House of Binary Warmth
Are you fascinated by the language of computers and the world of programming? Can you think of nothing sweeter than embracing the geek within? This doormat is perfect for you! The design features a stylish 'Welcome' spelled out in the magical language of computers – Binary!
For the uninitiated, binary is the backbone of all digital communication, where 0s and 1s create a beautiful symphony of data. And now, it welcomes you, your friends, and other fellow tech enthusiasts with open arms! What a statement piece for your home. Besides being an absolute conversation starter, this doormat oozes effortless geek chic.
Check The Neighbors
This is an excellent way to avoid robbery. There are perhaps better ways to ensure your security...but this might be the cheapest. But also, it is very inconsiderate of your neighbors. But that's the stereotype, right? So many of us have neighbors who we are not so keen on.
So would it be the worst thing in the world if they got robbed instead of us? Better them than us, aren't we right? Well, now that we mention it, it would be pretty bad. Unless the criminals think it's ironic, in which case, that's a great way to get robbed.