Fuller House (WORST)
Seasons: 5 seasons, 67 episodes. Starring: Candace Cameron-Bure, Jodie Sweetin, Andrea Barber, Soni Nicole Bringas, Elias Harger, and Michael Campion. Description: The original version of Full House aired between 1987 and 1995, and was based on the story of a young widow who raises his three young daughters with the help of his brother-in-law, Jesse and his best friend, Joey. Set in the same house, the new series is a continuation of the same story. It will all feel very familiar, using the same kind of humor and storylines that leave you feeling nostalgic for the original. The Tanner family’s adventures aren’t over just yet. Now, DJ, one of the young daughters, is fully grown and running the Tanner-Fuller household, along with sisters Stephanie and Kimmy at her side. Mom jokes, corny learning lessons, and a whole lot of group hugs are a staple on Fuller House.
Why it’s lukewarm: It is precisely this sense of nostalgia that pulls it through, as opposed to any original plot lines or incredibly witty dialogue. It has that same old sense of feel-good fun, but we don’t expect it to be winning awards anytime soon. We also think it’s a shame that Mary-Kate and Ashley didn’t return to reprise the role of Michelle, which they shared as children.
Hemlock Grove (WORST)
Seasons: 3 seasons, 33 episodes. Starring: Bill Skarsgård, Famke Janssen, Landon Liboiron, Penelope Mitchell, and Freya Tingley. Description: Hemlock Grove is a fictional town in Pennsylvania where strange things seem to happen. Peter Rumancek arrives in the town and befriends Roman Godfrey, heir to the town’s wealthiest family. Together they set about trying to solve some brutal murders that have recently taken place. The two must work together and shed light on these cases while keeping their own secrets in the dark. The show was produced by horror master, Eli Roth.
Why it’s a stinker: The premise for Hemlock Grove may not be original, but it had enough intrigue to ensure the first season was a hit. Later seasons suffered from a disjointed storyline and lack of consistent pace. The cast was a pleasant mix of familiar and new faces, and there was plenty of horror and gore to keep the viewer on edge. However, seasons 2 and 3 felt very stop-start and as a result, received some poor reviews. The show was not renewed after its third season.
Girlboss (WORST)
Seasons: 1 season, 13 episodes. Starring: Britt Robertson, Ellie Reed, Johnny Simmons, Alphonso McAuley, and Dean Norris. Description: Girlboss is based on Sophia Amoruso’s autobiography, which tells the story of how she launched her own fashion business while working at the San Francisco Academy of Art University as a campus safety host. Sophia, who has plenty of personal issues, learns how to run her own fashion business as she goes along, with all the challenges you might expect along the way.
Why it’s a stinker: The show feels like it’s trying too hard. Sophia may come across like she doesn’t care what people think of her, but in reality, she cares a great deal. She is right to care, as she is representing her brand and its identity, which are not well portrayed in this series. There is an abundance of sex and profanity, so it’s not something you may want to show a young girl as a model of inspiration for women in business. Something just doesn’t add up, and for that reason, it was canceled after its first season. A rare misfire for Netflix.
The Punisher (WORST)
Seasons: 2 seasons, 26 episodes. A second season is due to be released in January 2019. Starring: Jon Bernthal, Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Ben Barnes, Amber Rose Revah, and Jason R. Moore. Description: The Punisher follows the story of a Marvel character called Frank Castle, a former marine who goes around New York taking revenge on those responsible for the death of his family. Along the way, Frank uncovers a much larger conspiracy against him and his family, and begins to get mixed up in all kinds of dangerous military activities.
Why it’s a stinker: The premise for the Punisher is not a bad one, but it feels as though there isn’t quite enough of a storyline to stretch it to the 13 episodes that were produced. The show would have been much better off condensing the content into six episodes with a faster pace. The show could have quite literally packed a punch.
Iron Fist (WORST)
Seasons: 2 seasons, 23 episodes. Starring: Finn Jones, Jessica Henwick, Jessica Stroup, Rosario Dawson, Tom Pelphrey, and David Wenham. Description: Part of the Marvel series, Iron Fist is based around the character of Danny Reid, who had been presumed dead for the last 15 years. When he miraculously reappears, he is given the power of an iron fist. Danny is then trained to become a warrior by monks and is sent back to reclaim the last 15 years of his life and fulfill his destiny as a Marvel superhero.
Why it’s a stinker: Iron Fist does not have the same magical pull as other Marvel shows and suffers from a lack of character development. The show needs some serious rewriting and editing, because so far it lacks cohesiveness, and doesn’t seem to know where it's headed.