Politely Cutting You Off
This Benz will cut you off, but they don’t feel bad about it; after all, they’ve courteously said, “Excuse me.” Well, maybe they haven’t actually asked, but their license plate sure implies it!
You know what they say, you don’t mess with Texas, and we would never mess with this guy!
Smarty Pants
As we've mentioned, perhaps the only good thing about a Smart car is that it fits almost anywhere. This (smart) car owner wanted the world to know they know exactly what they're worth - so they got it printed on a plate.
The fact that this is a New York license plate makes it all the better. Of course, this guy's a New Yorker smarty pants!
Self Awareness
This one is too good to be true, and though we hope everyone involved in this crash came out safely, the license plate has us giggling. How ironic is it that this guy got a license plate that reads "clumsy."
Perhaps this was a self-fulfilling prophecy, and they should have gotten a plate that said "always safe" instead?
Snow No Mo'
Okay, so to understand this vanity plate, you're going to need context. And by context, we mean that these two means of transportation's vanity plates don't really make sense when they're not standing next to each other.
If we understand correctly (and we're sure we do), the owner of these sets of wheels uses their truck when it snows and uses their bike when the road is snow-free. We get the feeling this guy prefers his "no snow" ride, don't you think?
They H8 People
Imagine pulling up next to this Hyundai and seeing a face that's less than happy to greet you. Don't expect a smile from this guy. Today or any day. He wanted the entire state of Kentucky and the world to know that he hates people.
We wonder what exactly led to his collective hate of the human people, but whatever it was, we guess it was strong enough to inspire this vanity plate.