Got Milk? Got Trucks!
At first, we thought this was a Hawaiian vanity plate. The “Aloha” really threw us off. But then we noticed it was actually from California. A little confusing. Now that we’ve cleared that up, we’re wondering what exactly “trkz” means?
Our best bet is that they meant “got trucks,” which is a bit redundant considering they’re driving one. Obviously, you’ve got a truck; we see you driving it! Could they possibly mean “got tracks?” Another way of letting people know this car owner has a need for speed?
Snow No Mo'
Okay, so to understand this vanity plate, you're going to need context. And by context, we mean that these two means of transportation's vanity plates don't really make sense when they're not standing next to each other.
If we understand correctly (and we're sure we do), the owner of these sets of wheels uses their truck when it snows and uses their bike when the road is snow-free. We get the feeling this guy prefers his "no snow" ride, don't you think?
They H8 People
Imagine pulling up next to this Hyundai and seeing a face that's less than happy to greet you. Don't expect a smile from this guy. Today or any day. He wanted the entire state of Kentucky and the world to know that he hates people.
We wonder what exactly led to his collective hate of the human people, but whatever it was, we guess it was strong enough to inspire this vanity plate.
Pointing Out the Obvious
Close your eyes and think of a truck. What's the first thing that comes to mind? It's probably this Chevrolet truck, isn't it? That's the first thing that comes to our minds when we think of the word "truck." A black Chevrolet pickup truck.
This New York car owner wanted everyone to know he knows exactly what he's driving. A truck. Perhaps this was their unique way of teaching their kids the names of different items around the house by labeling them? Hey, whatever works for you!
The Not so Fast and the Not so Furious
This one made us laugh for a couple of reasons. First being, actor Vin Diesel is best known for his role in "The Fast and the Furious" franchise. That being said, this car doesn't seem like it's neither fast nor furious. Just your average van.
Nevertheless, we do love a good pun. And the fact that they named their car Van Diesel is about as clever as it gets. We wonder if there's a Car-l Marx or a Vincent van Go somewhere out there!