A Soup Reminder
Food and men, there is nothing that can separate them. Yes, food is a serious matter to dads and this particular dad wanted to be sure his kids know that. Some parents employ a variety of methods to remind their children. This is one of those.
The dad left a note that says “garbanzo SOUP” on the door handle. He even let his creativity out and drew on his notes. Now, there’s no excuse for the kid not to see it and pick it up. We can only hope the father got his soup after his effort with the note.
Pittsburgh University Exam Level
By the time his son or daughter would have figured this one out, the grass would have grown so tall he couldn't have had any other choice but to call a professional. So we ask, was this worth it? We supposed it was. The father graduated at the time from Pittsburgh University.
He has implemented the entry-level exams into his household, hoping that when it's time for them to take the exams, it will all be a piece of cake. Nothing like staring at things at a young age. He could have made things even a little harder by deleting the drawings, keeping only the worlds in the puzzle.
Sincerely, The Management
Here’s another protective father, but this time, his protective nature is disguised with humor. The dad has even called himself “The Management,” probably because he manages the kids. In this note, he asked everyone not to sleep downstairs for safety reasons.
Ever the wise cracker, he told everyone that going against his orders would cause them to “burn to a crisp” in case the house caught on fire. Hmm, do you think this would help the kids follow him? Hope so! But one thing’s for sure, the note did catch his kid’s attention and maybe got a few laughs and groans with its dad humor.
What Is Wrong Here?
We don't know why it beets us, but this dad leaves dolls like this around the house, and he adds notes to them. We find it a little spooky and quite disturbing. How does this person, who claims her dad leaves these dols every day alongside the notes, know for a fact that it's her dad?
Maybe it is the cast of some horror movie that came to life and decided to bring Halloween early this year? If it were us, we would lock the bedroom door as soon as possible, assuring none of these Chucky creatures make their way to us.
His Message Is Spot-On
Until this next one, we believe that all notes left by fathers are sophisticated, intelligent, and seriously funny. And then this happened; we apriciate the fact that the father wants to keep the energy bills low, especially during the cold winter month, but what made him think that leaving a note like this by the heater would make any of his lazy teenagers keep the heating low?
We would suggest placing something like this on their mobile phone or computer. By useing permanent glue, one can save themselves a low energy bill for this coming winter. One more question: Was this supposed to be "Hi" or "High?"