Time to Get Low
Caroline Kremer is pulling out all the stops with her senior yearbook quote – she’s quoting the master of quoting himself, Michael Scott from “The Office.” Whether it’s dropping amazing knowledge that takes a twisted mind to understand or quoting others as if he’s talking himself, the man is never at a loss for words.
And this is the kind of quote that almost makes sense for a senior yearbook – she’s showing off just how ready she is to astound. She’s setting the bar high for everything except luau party games, and we assume if she does happen to be at a luau, she’s going to set the bar high in getting under a low bar. Luau might look easy, but it isn’t. Trust us. Try too hard without warming up and you’re going to fall flat on your back.
Twin Humor Makes Us Laugh Twice as Hard
While this computed command humor might be a little outdated now, back when these pictures were taken, it was the height of comedy. Take a look at the styles these identical twins have: Wide white dress shirts, one of them wearing a collar. They have the wild, ragged, spiky ‘dos of the middle of the millennium’s first decade, and the soul patches to match – though they are small and subtle.
Yes, these pictures are from some time ago, back before all of us had heard all the best gags of our new, connected age. These two decided to make the best of their nearly identical pictures. Oddly, their hairstyles are reversed. Is there a command for that? Almost certainly in a program like photoshop, but that might be all.
The Editor Took a Day Off
Kevin Fisher was ready to turn heads the day he came up with this senior yearbook quote, and we’re a little surprised that it actually made it into the finished product. Maybe the person in charge of checking the quotes needed to go home early that day or something.
Yes, getting up in the morning isn’t the easiest thing to do if you’re a tired teenager who is dreading another eight hours in the halls of his high school, but just imagine having to work for those eight hours. That’ll make you a little more willing to enjoy your time in school. Of course, we all know what the other thing is that Kevin is talking about...his mattress. He needs a new mattress. It’s not doing his back any favors.
More to Love
Those with Down syndrome – those who have an extra copy of a chromosome in their DNA – might be easy to spot, but that doesn’t mean they’re all the same. They’re just as varied and different as everybody else in the world. Maybe even moreso.
Some people might find them a bit strange, and it can take a little bit of time to get used to them in some cases, but there are lots of people with the standard number of chromosomes that are a lot harder to get used to, let’s put it that way. Nicholas is here to give us all the deets on how much we’re allowed to freak out: zero. Nicholas looks like the kind of guy that might be a bit of an oddball, but there’s no one else we’d rather hang out with.
What Do You Have Against Michelles?
Jose has a pretty good self-image, and that’s something to applaud. He called himself the Beyonce of his high school, which is a pretty hefty goal to reach. At the same time, he managed to put down everybody who has the name Michelle, even though there are lots of great examples. What about Michelle Rodriguez, a veteran actress who has been in movies such as “Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves” or “Avatar?”
Or Michelle Obama, the nation’s first African-American First Lady? Be careful saying those kinds of things, Jose, or the Michelles will rise up against you. Beyonce has plenty of star power, but there is only one of her, while there are almost a million Michelles in the United States alone. If we extended that to the entire world, estimates put it at almost two-point-five mil.