In the many parts of the south, it’s not uncommon for everything from town names to signs to have a religious element. This humorous sign promises a not-so-funny end to anyone who dares to trespass on this private property.
As the sign says, praying is a good way to meet the “big guy upstairs”, but making the poor decision to step foot on this person’s property will ensure a quick end to your life and possibly an even faster meeting with him! It’s probably best to heed this warning and stay off this person’s turf!
Wise Words to Live By
During the 1960s, the idea of “free love” reigned supreme which was characterized by the popular saying, “make love, not war”. While a quick look at world history would demonstrate that many leaders didn’t take this saying to heart, it’s still a popular slogan for many.
This Mexican restaurant decided to put a decidedly South Western take on the famous slogan and we have to agree that the world would probably be a better (and more delicious) place if we concentrated on making tacos instead of war!
A Heavenly Place
While most Americans can have a somewhat-large sense of pride when it comes to representing their home state, it’s nothing compared to the average Texan. Those from the ‘Lone Star State’ are known to be extremely proud of their roots and will often sport some sort of merchandise to represent their state.
This sign, however, takes Texas state pride to the next level, or rather … the highest level - heaven! While many people outside the state wouldn’t consider Texas to be the closest thing to the celestial city, this person certainly does!
Which Way?
Thanks to apps like Google maps, you don’t have to be the Lewis and Clark of your friend group in order to interpret a map. That said, it’s still easy to get lost when directions are vague or their being given by someone who is terrible at giving directions.
Luckily, this street in Lake Jackson, Texas is the perfect place for someone with a terrible sense of direction to wander around! All they have to do is go “this way” or was it “that way”? Either way, we’re sure they’ll get to their destination … eventually!
Best Part of Waking Up
If you thought that breakfast was the best part of waking up, then these Texans are going to prove you wrong. Apparently, they know that like a cup of coffee, this gossip is best served hot and as early as possible.
So forget the eggs and toast, these Southerners are filling up on the latest and juiciest gossip to get their day ready. Just keep in mind that while the coffee and food continue to be served throughout the day, your window for telling lies closes before seven in the morning.