If this guy lost two days in a row, then why is he so happy? Could this be the result of not limiting your happy hour to well, one specific hour of the day? If it’s five o’clock somewhere, we drink, if it isn’t five o’clock anywhere, we drink. This is a bulletproof diet.
But seriously, don’t try this at home, you are not going to look as happy and coherent as this guy.
Dog Mom Life
This shirt is actually very relatable. We would have worn this one too if we had the chance. The only problem is that this guy just can't be a dog mom as we see no dog in the picture.
Without a dog, this person is just a stay-at-home guy, which doesn't sound like a very impressive title to hold on to. Maybe that's why the guy in the picture is so sad.
Patios Are Indeed... Outside
When someone tells you they are an outdoorsy kinda person, what do envision? Maybe them lighting a campfire and roasting marshmallows as they tell scary stories and count the stars. But alas, this outdoorsy person is nothing like that, this guy just loves patios.
When you think about it, they are the best of both worlds, especially if you add some tequila on top.
The Gay Gap
Did we say gay? We meant to say gap. Oh, no, wait, we actually meant to say gay. This is a clever design, as most of us would not notice that this isn't actually the gap logo and that it spells out something else completely.
If we were The Gap, we would take notice, this one is actually nicer than the original. Otherwise, we think this guy is pretty proud (pun intended) of sporting this shirt, as he should be.
Still Gay
There is a good story behind this shirt. The story goes that this is the shirt this guy pulled out of the closet (see what we did there?) the day after Pride Prade. Surprise, surprise, even after pride parade was over, he still woke up gay!
Who would have thunk it? You go to sleep being the person that you are and alas, the next morning, you wake up as... the same person.