The Gay Gap
Did we say gay? We meant to say gap. Oh, no, wait, we actually meant to say gay. This is a clever design, as most of us would not notice that this isn’t actually the gap logo and that it spells out something else completely.
If we were The Gap, we would take notice, this one is actually nicer than the original. Otherwise, we think this guy is pretty proud (pun intended) of sporting this shirt, as he should be.
Patios Are Indeed... Outside
When someone tells you they are an outdoorsy kinda person, what do envision? Maybe them lighting a campfire and roasting marshmallows as they tell scary stories and count the stars. But alas, this outdoorsy person is nothing like that, this guy just loves patios.
When you think about it, they are the best of both worlds, especially if you add some tequila on top.
The Biggest Loser
If this guy lost two days in a row, then why is he so happy? Could this be the result of not limiting your happy hour to well, one specific hour of the day? If it's five o'clock somewhere, we drink, if it isn't five o'clock anywhere, we drink. This is a bulletproof diet.
But seriously, don't try this at home, you are not going to look as happy and coherent as this guy.
Still Gay
There is a good story behind this shirt. The story goes that this is the shirt this guy pulled out of the closet (see what we did there?) the day after Pride Prade. Surprise, surprise, even after pride parade was over, he still woke up gay!
Who would have thunk it? You go to sleep being the person that you are and alas, the next morning, you wake up as... the same person.
Speaking Our Truth
You gotta appreciate this guy for speaking the truth. Well, actually, it's not him, it's his shirt, but we think that's close enough, don't you?
This shirt captures what we all feel but feel uncomfortable saying - sometimes we just don't want to go outside and function. Most of the time, we just want to stay in bed and watch Netflix. Next time we're late, know that it's because we didn't want to come.