Cow, Meet Cow
This is actually a lovely, touching moment. This little kid probably loves cows which is why he wore his cow shirt when his parents took him to see one in real life. The cow was excited to meet her new companion, not the kid, but the shirt itself, which had a familiar face on it, the face of a sister cow.
The two chatted for a bit, before the kid and his cow-shirt moved on to greet more cows.
We Highly Doubt It
If you ask us, these types of shirts were never funny. Maybe some people chuckled at them in the 90s or something, but we weren't these people. We get it, everyone else's girlfriend is boring, while yours is cool because she likes being tied up.
This shirt just makes the wear-er look stupid, and we really doubt that anyone wearing this shirt actually has a girl by his side. The 90s called and they want this shirt back.
A Cautionary Tale
This shirt tells it just like it is, it won't sugarcoat reality. This is a cautionary tale. Glue should only be used for, well... gluing things together. When you start using it for other things, it will actually have the opposite effect and everything about your life will start falling a part.
If you don't trust us, trust the men in this picture, he knows what his shirt is taking about.
That's Specific
This woman wants you to know that she's not just hotter than you, she's exactly 20 percent hotter!
And honestly, we're not about to start disagreeing with her, because by the looks of it, she's not having a very good day.
Become a Door
Maybe this is just the new inspirational phrase among millennials - hey girl, don't worry, just become a door!
And if that doesn't work out, we're sure you can always become a chair, or a table, or just wear that shirt and become as ignored as you would be if you were an actual piece of furniture.