Definitely Not Asia
Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses. For this t-shirt designer, geography simply isn’t his strength. Unfortunately, he doesn’t seem to know that.
In case anyone is confused, the continent depicted here is not Asia. Maybe the designer didn’t have anyone there to fact-check his work, but couldn’t he have turned to Google if he was a little unsure? More importantly, how did this tee make it all the way to the rack without anyone realizing that it was wrong?
Not a Duck
This shirt makes grammatical sense, but we’re still missing a bit of the backstory. Who is the little friend? Why did he call him a duck? Why does he have to apologize?
This shirt is an especially interesting fail because it doesn’t seem like a case of mistranslation. This guy knows exactly what he’s saying, even if it doesn’t make sense to anyone else. That being said, we are not a duck, so we accept your apology.
Feel Lin Dancing
What is happening here? We almost had a stroke trying to read this shirt. None of the words really go together and the random different colors don’t help. No matter how we tried to read this tee, we just could figure it out.
If you want to confuse the heck out of people, this is the perfect shirt for you. Unfortunately, people might also think you’re a little crazy if you wear it.
Real Men
The Beliebers are still alive and thriving in our midst. While they’re not as loud and proud as they once were, they’re still there, supporting Justin Bieber in all his new endeavors.
These guys either know exactly what women are looking for, or they themselves recognize the true genius in his music. Taking the Bieber-like haircuts into consideration, we think it’s the latter. There’s no shame in liking Justin Bieber. Like the t-shirts say: Real men respect Beiber.
Don’t Get Too Close
This is quite a graphic T-shirt. While it gets a little too personal for our taste, it’s also a good way to warn people to give this woman a nice circle of space everywhere she goes.
Wait...is that why she wore it? If so, she’s a genius. There’s no better way to keep strangers from talking to you than threatening them with a fart.