A Cutesy Fail
Once you start getting a little older, you can’t always count on your mind to lead you to the right destination. Thankfully, there are t-shirts for that. This cute couples’ tee ensures that grandpa will always find his way back home.
We can hardly label it fail because it’s just so cute. Rita knows her fella is a little forgetful, so she found a solution. Plus, it also ensures that he can never try to run out on her. Smart woman.
The Perfect Tee
Buying a funny t-shirt that claims you do dumb things is definitely amusing. But doing something dumb while wearing that shirt turns you into a major fail.
We’re not sure what this kid got into that messed up his hand, but it was probably something dumb. At least he had a t-shirt that was perfect for the occasion!
A Dead Minnie Mouse
Before we attack our friend in the dead mouse shirt, Deadmau5 is actually a Canadian DJ. Unfortunately, this guy didn’t really think through his outfit choice when he donned his band shirt and waltzed right into Disneyland.
As you can see, the t-shirt is especially upsetting to Minnie Mouse, and anyone who upsets Minnie Mouse deserves our disdain. Thankfully, the t-shirt wearer looks appropriately sorry for his misguided actions, so we’ll give him a break.
Hipster Triangles
Okay, we have to start at the beginning with this one. First of all, Texas state is definitely not in the shape of a triangle. Second of all, when did triangles become hipster?
Are we missing some big joke here? What store decided to sell this shirt? It’s all one big fail that somehow intertwines Texas and hipsters, and we just don’t get it.
Wearer of the Dumb Shirts
We can at least take some solace in these shirts being simple, fun pieces of an outfit for celebrations. Whether you're a grandma or an...Auntiemelon...you can grab something for your next birthday party.
Now, the shirt on the left is at least a reference to the show “Cocomelon,” but the layout and phrasing still don't make a lot of sense. The shirt on the right is a little more egregious, with Spider-Man having nothing to do with the words on the shirt, and the three (the child's age, likely) hovering there like a malevolent being in the sky.