Ah yes, that famous, classic band that wrote such hits as “Urinate All Night,” “Toilet Rock City,” and “Forever (Going to the Bathroom).” We’re gonna go with the idea that this guy is fully aware he isn’t wearing a shirt that has a real band name on it.
His posture lets us know that he’s prepared to defend his outfit no matter which part you want to talk about. The fanny pack – which is always an odd choice, to begin with – really brings the vibe together. The fists akimbo put the finishing touches on a one-of-a-kind style.
Wearer of the Dumb Shirts
We can at least take some solace in these shirts being simple, fun pieces of an outfit for celebrations. Whether you're a grandma or an...Auntiemelon...you can grab something for your next birthday party.
Now, the shirt on the left is at least a reference to the show “Cocomelon,” but the layout and phrasing still don't make a lot of sense. The shirt on the right is a little more egregious, with Spider-Man having nothing to do with the words on the shirt, and the three (the child's age, likely) hovering there like a malevolent being in the sky.
Beguiling the Youth
We feel like this kind of shirt was made for a very specific kind of person, and he's pictured in the image. Just look at that face. Don't let this man near your children, people, because he's going to tell them about more than just sweater puppies.
Why would there be a skull on the shirt? To draw the eye? That's the only thing that we can come up with, and we imagine that it would work. Keep an eye on the police reports to see this guy again, probably for something like indecent exposure. Or worse.
An Important Distinction
Don't you dare call this cool cat a player because 'player' can, sometimes, be construed as a positive term. He's a gamer, and don't you forget it – someone that will apparently never succeed in any way other than spending his free time playing video games.
At least the shirt has one of the most famous video game characters of all time, Dash the Porcupine, on it so that people know he isn't one of those FAKE gamers – you know, the kind that just does it for the fame, and not for the love of the game.
Somebody Tell Us What This Means
We're going to have to take this slowly. First off, from the art style, we can tell that the face in the center of the shirt is a character from the manga/anime series “JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.” Maybe you've heard of it, and maybe you haven't, but that's okay.
Past that, the “X in the streets, Y in the sheets” format has X be something sweet and calm, usually, while Y is far more energetic and rowdy. From that point on, we're in unexplored territory. No doubt fans of the series will understand, but the rest of us are lost.