We’re going to have to take this slowly. First off, from the art style, we can tell that the face in the center of the shirt is a character from the manga/anime series “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.” Maybe you’ve heard of it, and maybe you haven’t, but that’s okay.
Past that, the “X in the streets, Y in the sheets” format has X be something sweet and calm, usually, while Y is far more energetic and rowdy. From that point on, we’re in unexplored territory. No doubt fans of the series will understand, but the rest of us are lost.
Going for a Look
Ah yes, that famous, classic band that wrote such hits as “Urinate All Night,” “Toilet Rock City,” and “Forever (Going to the Bathroom).” We're gonna go with the idea that this guy is fully aware he isn't wearing a shirt that has a real band name on it.
His posture lets us know that he's prepared to defend his outfit no matter which part you want to talk about. The fanny pack – which is always an odd choice, to begin with – really brings the vibe together. The fists akimbo put the finishing touches on a one-of-a-kind style.
An Important Distinction
Don't you dare call this cool cat a player because 'player' can, sometimes, be construed as a positive term. He's a gamer, and don't you forget it – someone that will apparently never succeed in any way other than spending his free time playing video games.
At least the shirt has one of the most famous video game characters of all time, Dash the Porcupine, on it so that people know he isn't one of those FAKE gamers – you know, the kind that just does it for the fame, and not for the love of the game.
Sorry, We Thought This Was an Article About BAD Shirts
Because this one clearly rules. The meaning of the shirt is pretty clear to anyone that wanders within range, but just think about it. If “hardcore devil stomping ninja” was actually an official job title, just think of how popular it would be.
There would be colleges dedicated to it. It would be harder to get in than law school and more important than medical school. These people would get free haircuts and roll into town to find a parade waiting for them because they're about to fill devils with razor-sharp holy-throwing stars.
Got Us Good
Shirts don't generally take a lot of hard work, but this one is like a school test. If you've already had a few drinks, seeing this shirt will probably stop you cold. You have to say something, and then spell something, and then say a second thing?
Why don't you just ask us to do some quadratic calculations while you're at it, or deliver a speech on the importance of eastern philosophies like Taoism on modern systems of thought? And then, of course, there's the shirt's revelation – it takes hard work, but eventually, you learn something important about yourself.