This balcony designer has taken minimalism to whole new heights! Here’s hoping the tenants are happy to use their “balconies” for hanging plants, clothes, and nothing more! If you’re looking for some downtime with your cup of coffee, a good book, and a nice breeze, this is not the apartment building for you.
But let’s look on the bright side. Do you have a long sheet you have washed and now has to be freely hung? This is the balcony for you. Nowhere to stoor your ladder, or the brooms take up too much space? Only a balcony like this will be there in times of need.
Upside Down
This upside-down door may not be the owner’s cup of tea, but we’re willing to bet their dog is pretty stoked with it. No more staring at the bleak, painted wood for this pup. He gets to gaze out at the world through his very own puppy-level window. Let’s just hope he doesn’t get too excited at the sight of the mailman or a neighborhood cat… the owners may come home to a broken door and a missing canine!
This is also a great game for the kids. Do you know the door peephole that lets you see who is on the other side? Well, forget about that. Let's guess who there just by the shoes they are wearing.
Isn't it Ironic?
An old man turns ninety-eight, he won the lottery, and dies the next day; it's like rain on your wedding day; it's a parking space no disabled person could ever use. And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? So, whoever is responsible for this chaos probably didn't think too far, as no person, being disabled or not, could ever use this for their car.
Saying that, I give a thumbs up for the funnel-like edge. This way, no matter what happens, no one will find themselves in a pond. Traffic jam, when you're already late, and a no smoking sign on your cigarette break.
No Kids
There is one thing for sure about the person who designed this. They do not have children. And why do we say that? Because no parent would ever crat an escape root for their kid, who has just been sent to their room to think about what they said or done.
It's either that or the homeowners wanted a touch of innovation and decided to use the window as the entrance and exit of the house and leave the door .....as just a door. Now when we think of it, having the door the way it makes it much easier for the adults to escape, so maybe they do have kids.
TV for everyone!
Is this for real? Is the TV still functioning despite its awkward position? We can’t believe that anyone in their right mind would install a television in this manner. Who’s benefiting from the half-screen? Do the residents have to call through the wall to let each other know what’s happening on the side they can’t see?
Whatever prompted this strange creation, it seems they at least had good (if terribly misguided) intentions. This could also be a new way of punishing, especially when your child only partly misbehaved. "Why didnt you do your homework, son? It is half television for you until the end of the week."