Add Some Sprinkles on Top
We don’t want to add insult to injury, but if you lean on that barrier you will be adding insult to your own injury and you will have no one to blame but yourself and your poor reading skills. We can imagine the embarrassment one would feel when leaning against that and then falling.
But, triggering the sprinkler system and getting wet after falling would be the icing on the cake. Good luck getting up off the floor when you’re both bruised and wet. Good thing that sign is there because we couldn’t imagine going normally about your day after such an incident.
And What About the 15th Floor?
We appreciate the notice regarding the relocation of the 9th floor, which has now been transformed into the 15th floor. However, this revelation raises a compelling query: where exactly can we find the newly designated 15th floor? The intriguing aspect lies in the inclusion of the word "temporarily," suggesting that the 9th floor has intentions of returning to its former position.
This leaves us curious about the circumstances surrounding this change and the possibility of the 15th floor reverting to its previous identity. Perhaps this temporary alteration holds a deeper significance or an imminent shift in the building's structure, prompting us to ponder the future of these floors and their ultimate destiny.
A Humerus Sign
This list features quite a few signs that property owners have put on their land to ward off any unwanted visitors. This, however, is the only sign that uses the visitors' remains to get the message across. We don’t have a bone to pick with this sign; it’s great. This person clearly loves his privacy and that’s exactly what he will get after people see this sign.
Yes, we probably think the bones are from the animals that died on his land and he just piled them up there as a joke. However, we are not willing to take that chance to find out if those bones are real or are actually from past trespassers.
This Sign Cost an Arm, Not a Leg
Workplaces can be dangerous. Sure, your computer probably won't kill you, but anyone who works with power tools or heavy machinery needs to be a little more careful than the average office worker. That is why there are so many signs warning employees of potential hazards in factories and such.
This sign takes the cake and if we saw it, we would be extra cautious around that machine. We want to go home with all of our body parts and just looking at this sign shows us they will be severed into six different pieces. Good luck playing catch with your child if you fail to follow this sign.
I’m a Peacock You’ve Got to Let Me Fly
Don't judge a book by its feathers. Just because something has a beautiful, colorful plumage, doesn't mean it wants to be your friend. While peacocks are adorable and one of the prettiest birds in the animal kingdom, that doesn’t mean that they won't defend their territory.
When feeling threatened, they will absolutely unleash all hell on you and everything you stand for. Their pecks will hurt and they can draw blood. We wonder how many people got attacked before this zoo had to put up sign warning guests to avoid approaching the precocious peacock. Our guess is above one, but below a lot.