So Where Are We Going to Meat?
If you are born to a vegetarian or vegan family and avoid eating meat from day one, then you don’t really know what you are missing. But what happens when you become one, because you want to make your partner happy or because of a change in ideology? That craving for a nice piece of meat never leaves.
No worries, we have this sign for you that will continuously remind you that you have clearly done a huge mistake. All you have to do is update us as to which steakhouse you want to go to and break your fast.
Jesus Has Spoken
The dedication and creativity of this sports fan truly deserve applause. Not only did he come up with a clever sign, but he took it to the next level by dressing up as Jesus. His commitment to originality is commendable, earning him a solid 10 points. His unwavering loyalty and unwavering support for his team are clearly evident.
With a message delivered by none other than the Son of God himself, he undoubtedly stands as the epitome of a dedicated fan. If such divine inspiration isn't enough to ignite a fire within the team, it's difficult to fathom what else could. A message from God should surely be enough.
The Only Way Is Up
The sheer brilliance of a well-executed play on words never fails to captivate us, and this particular sign is a shining example. We can't help but wonder if the creator of this sign anticipated the precise location where it would be displayed as its cleverness reaches new heights.
When it comes to the fear of elevators, we ponder whether it stems from the enclosed and confined space or the prospect of ascending to great heights. If it's the latter, then Indiana Hills would hardly offer solace or reassurance, given its elevated nature. Such juxtaposition of words and concepts adds an extra layer of amusement and intrigue to this delightful sign, leaving us thoroughly entertained.
Just Wash Your Hands
This establishment clearly doesn’t care who uses which bathroom stall. The only thing they care about is that you wash your hands after doing your business. One of the grossest things ever is when someone walks out of the stall and just heads out the door. We don’t even want to think about restaurant employees who handle our food doing that.
The idea behind this sign is that you should feel comfortable using the bathroom no matter who or what you are. Now that is a sentiment we can get behind. Let's strive for a world where using the bathroom is not a source of stress or anxiety for anyone but a mandatory part of the day.
Is That Really Necessary?
We applaud this store's willingness to help its customers above and beyond, but really, guys? We don't really think adult people need a demonstration on how to use a toilet. And also, if someone were to actually ask for a demonstration, how would it actually go down? Personally, we would be very tempted to ask, just to see what happens.
But hey, maybe we're wrong. Maybe there are some people out there who genuinely don't know how to use the facilities. And if that's the case, we're glad this store will help. But for the rest of us, we'll stick to doing our business in private; thank you very much.