Come on, McDonald’s. You’ve been around long enough to know the importance of proper marketing. Then again, they’re truly offering a sweet deal right there. One dollar for 10 pounds of mice? That’s a bargain.
Just the phrase you want to see at your favorite fast food restaurant – “10 lb. bag of mice.” We have heard plenty of terrible stories of fast food restaurants being infested by all kinds of pests such as rats and cockroaches, but this takes things to a whole new level of disgusting. Does anybody want a McMouse Burger? We think we’ll just stick with KFC, thank you very much.
A Precarious Position
It is pretty clear that whoever first built this column did not do a bang-up job. Although compared to whoever tried to fix it, they seem like a master craftsman. There is an actual hole in the middle of the column, and it seems like bricks are going to start tumbling out of it at any second. You know what’s not going to stop a ton of bricks from falling? Plastic wrap, that’s what.
This seems like a truly dangerous situation and a professional should step in before the building comes tumbling down and someone gets hurt.
What’s in a Name?
In big and sensitive news stories, reporters often rely on sources that wish to remain anonymous in order to protect their reputation, livelihood, and even their lives. But if you decide to appear on camera on a local news program, you are probably not worried about being recognized.
Therefore, we can safely assume that the name here that appears twice under this man’s face was not meant to disguise his identity, someone simply forgot to fill in his name and where he was from.
Proofread Please
Maybe, because it's a children's book that barely has any words in it, they thought there was no need to hire someone to proofread it. Or maybe, they did have someone proofread it, but all he did was make sure the number was spelled correctly, missing the fact that there are, in fact, six bananas and not five.
The parents that read this book to their children probably had a lot of explaining to do. What are they going to say when the next page says 20 apples and it only shows one potato? Then they're going to have a serious crisis on their hands and will have to consider taking the book back to the store.
Marquee Madness
Managing a local movie theater seems like a great gig. You get to watch all the new releases, you can invite your friends to sneak in for free, and you probably have access to all-you-can-eat popcorn. Unfortunately, the manager of this theater got a little confused with the marquee out front and mixed up the names of the two movies playing: 'Suicide Squad' and 'Sausage Party'.
Not only do moviegoers have no idea what’s playing when, but the names they accidentally wrote sound either intensely depressing or extremely sexual.