Leave Me Alone
Here is another example of some petty neighbor who just had to make the point of only cleaning their half of the lawn, to the exact inch of course! Listen, when the Fall comes, leaves fall from the trees. They land on our front lawns. And it’s on us to decide whether or not we want to remove them from the grass.
But you know folks? Wind comes and blows the leaves all over the place. Do you know what that means? It means that Mr. Pedantic’s little leaf-free cleaning session is going to be undone very quickly. Jokes on him!
Microwave Mailbox
When in doubt – don't put out your microwave and use it as a mailbox! Do I leave my dishwasher outside to collect pretty-looking rocks and twigs? Do I set up my laundry machine in the doorway for the placing of shoes?
There must be a reason that the word appliance is made out of the acronym for: Apparently, these people Live like animals And have no conscience…
He Couldn’t Bear to Go to Work
Of course, most neighbors are humans, there’s no denying that. But according to this person, one of their neighbors is actually a giant teddy bear. We can imagine that being quite a pleasant arrangement, living next door to something so warm and cuddly.
But even teddy bears have been know to let things get out of control at parties. In fact, it is believed that many of them don’t know how to handle their drink. As you can see here, this teddy had a pretty rough weekend and was caught throwing up in the dumpster.
Interesting Rain Gutters
If your neighbors decide to do this to their rain gutters - it is time to call the authorities. What better place to hide a body? It's time to get out. Now.
As if the blackboards and rock combination making up this house wasn't creepy enough, am I right? Either way, If you do decide to stay, look on the bright side; they are probably very neat people… I mean, they sure know how to clean up after themselves…
Holy Cow
Jonathan is 18. Since when is that an acceptable excuse for turning the town into a farmyard of plastic animals? Cow tipping and littering aside, this seems to be a MOO-t point.
You know, a cow's opinion.. but is this really the best way to celebrate a birthday party? Are you really willing to MOO-ve in next to this guy who can't even throw a proper birthday celebration? And you know those cows are gonna stick around for years on end… I'd say that’s a pretty strong MOO-tivation to get going in the opposite direction.