Talking to No One
There’s nothing cuter than a father reading a nursery rime to his child. And it doesn’t matter if it’s read out of a book or from a phone or tablet. As long as there is reading done. One thing is for sure, it’s best to have a baby around and make sure they stay around.
A good way to make sure the baby stays around is to find out of the baby can roll over yet or not. Any misinformation on the matter and you might find yourself in the same position as this clueless father. One more page and his baby will roll himself into a different room!
Responsible Dad
There are a lot of things we can say about this father and about this photo. We can assume that he has had a very hard afternoon, and we can assume that he has had a rough time trying to get the baby to sleep, and with all that, we can't say that this dad is irresponsible.
He has gone out of his way to make sure that no matter what happens, the baby is not going to get hurt. It is circled safely within the dad's arm and body, assuring that whatever happens, and no matter who falls asleep first, there will be no rolling out of bed around here.
Playing With the Baby
Just when we thought a person couldn't get any lazier or less irresponsible, we found a photo of this dad. OK, Dad, we know that sometimes all you want to do is play video games with your friends; however, there are responsibilities in life that can't be ignored.
Having a mug and a glass so close to your keyboard can end up with no keyboard at all. We acknowledge the fact that a journey all the way to the kitchen might seem like the end of the world sometimes, but things just have to be done whether you like it or not.
Nice Try, Dad
Mom probably figured, what's the worst that can happen if I leave him in charge of the costumes this year? Well, having your toddler go trick or treating around the neighborhood dressed as a pack of Marlboro cigarettes, that's what.
But don't worry, Mom, Dad wasn't going to let the kid make a fool of himself on his own, so he decided to dress up as a bottle of whiskey! This dad probably figured it's never too early to teach your kids about cigarettes and alcohol. We hope that the lesson was concluded with how the only proper use of those things is for ironic Halloween costumes and nothing more.
You Scream, I Scream
We all know how frustrating it can be to listen to a screaming baby for hours on end — even if it's your own. This dad seems to have exhausted every possibility to try and calm his baby and decided to simply give the baby a taste of her own medicine and scream back.
We feel your desperation Dad, and to be honest, we wonder if it worked. Considering that this baby can't be more than a few days old, we doubt she had any understanding of what was going on, and if she did turn quiet it was only because that bug man made a scary loud noise.