New Age Parenting
Here is an example of a father that has no idea what to do in public with a two-year-old toddler. It’s a determined-looking two-year-old, we’ll give him that, but it’s a two-year-old nonetheless. Alas, no, letting him do whatever he wants is not the answer unless it guarantees you peace and quiet and the ability to eat your dinner in relaxation.
We’re not sure if the dress code for this restaurant allowed its guests, being two-year-old toddlers or not, to run around the restaurant in their birthday suits, but then again if they don’t mind, who are we to argue?
Go Your Own Way
At first, we thought this was the 21st-century modern way of teaching children how to ride a bike with no auxiliary wheels. Then we realized the bike had auxiliary wheels, and we had to come up with a new story for this photo with a child on a leash. It's either a kid on a leash or a very human-like puppy who somehow learned how to ride a bike. We're gonna go with the kid thing.
You know when you are out with your kids on a bike, and then they decide to cycle off far away from you, leaving you to worry about where they have gone, and what has happened to them? Not anymore, my friend, not anymore!
As Long as She's Asleep
It seems that the only place and time that kids don't like to sleep is in their bed when it's bedtime. Other than that, they tend to fall asleep in weird positions and places. This girl fell sound asleep right on the coffee table when she was being watched by her dad. Obviously, her mom wasn't home, or she would have been moved to a more comfortable sleeping arrangement.
Seems like Dad has made light of her daughter's sleeping position and has been piling up stuffed animals on her to see how many he can do without waking her up. Looks like her father is a big baby himself. Dad, this isn't college anymore! This is your kid we're talking about, not some guy who passed out from drinking too much.
No Dads on Facebook
There are several reasons why you shouldn't friend your dad on Facebook, with this being one of them. Social media is one particular place where parents have great power to embarrass you in front of a large audience, and basically ruin your life as you know it. One of the roles of parents is to be embarrassing — they can't help it.
The dad behind the genius comment in the photo is evidence of why you shouldn't be Facebook friends with your parents. If do that, then you better make sure to set some privacy limits, so they aren't able to view all your pictures. This daughter apparently forgot to do that, and after her dad mortified her in front of her friends, she very quickly told them that her father wrote the comment.
Come On, Dad!
Anyone who used to envy children who got to ride around in a bike seat on their parent's bikes can now gladly be happy it never happened. By the looks of this unfortunate girl's face, she would rather be anywhere in the world but behind her father's ill-fitting jeans, and we really don't blame her.
After seeing the look on this girl's suffering face, we understand just how easy it is to scar a child forever. And not only is it unfortunate that she was stuck n this position, but the image went viral all over the internet, which is even more humiliating. We just hope that the dad didn't eat chili the night before because then the daughter is really in the ring of fire.