Dad Jokes
Looks like the kid lost her phone privilege for whatever reason, which is why if Dad wants to text her he has to go the old fashion paper route. We are suckers for classic dad jokes, much like this one. This is the epitome of a dad joke and shows how dads love to get on our very last nerves.
Even if his joke will only make him laugh, he doesn’t seem to mind much and will make it anyways. I think we can chalk this up to dads being bored sometimes and just wanting to pull their children’s legs as a form of entertainment. Well, Dad, find yourself some entertainment elsewhere, and stop being so annoying!
Hold On!
Oh boy, does Dad been to be an Olympic-level bike rider to execute this move! Whoever said men are not able to do two things at once obviously never met this guy. Unlike the school pick-up we know, which involves a car with a back seat where the kid can nod off, this one is a lot more challenging.
No back seat? No problem — just load the kid on your shoulders and have him nap right on your head. What's that? You got an important call? That's why you have TWO hands — one for biking, and one for answering the phone.
Whatever Works
If your dad ever did your hair when you were younger, chances are that it turned out somewhat like this. Honestly, can you fault them? It's not like they've lived their whole lives practicing on the long hair they don't have. When moms ask dads to get their daughters ready for school, there are many things that can go wrong. Hair doing is one of the things where the struggle is #real. With the many hairstyles and hair products to choose from, dads cannot figure out what goes where.
When this dad couldn't find his daughter's stash of hairbands, he made an impromptu one instead. Although it seems to be doing its job and keeping his daughter's hair in one place, we can imagine this girl got many stares, and we are not sure how fun that was for her. Hopefully, Mom took it upon herself to show Dad where those hair ties are stored.
Photoshop Brilliance
Even as we write these lines, we are still unsure if this dad is holding a doll between his legs or if this is actually his real misbehaved son. We haven't called child services yet, however, we are not far from it. The only thing keeping us away from the phone is our inability to believe anyone's calves are strong enough to hold a child, no matter how small.
Now, if there were a mother around, she would have better known what to do with a misbehaving child. However, as the mother is absent and the dad is yet again left to handle things, this is, ladies and gentlemen, the price to pay.
Not Enough Room Inside the Car
This new family of six hadn't yet upgraded their vehicle when their fourth baby was born. When they piled into the car for their first official family outing, they realized that they didn't have enough room in the back for everybody.
So, Dad came up with a way to transport everybody to the store: just add a wagon to the back and have one of the bigger kids feel the breeze all the way to their destination. Although attaching a wagon to the back of the car doesn't exactly look like the safest way to transport a child, it is pretty funny.