Vampyr Services
Nothing to see here. Mosey on. Just a vampire stopping at the blood bank to make a withdrawal. What’s wrong? It’s really not that different from fast-food takeout. The Red Cross saves lives. The vampire agrees. They’re not only saving the life of the vampire by feeding it, but they’re saving the lives of its countless intended victims.
After pangs of conscience plaguing it for years, this vampire is dealing with its guilt by purchasing pre-drained blood. Monsters have feelings too! We said it once; we will say it again. There are things that can only happen down under.
Not in The Pool
When we were little children, no matter how many times our mother told us not to pee in the pool, whenever we were in the deep blue water, we just had to go. There was no way we could keep it in. Even if we had just gone, the minute we touched the water we had to go all over again.
By the look at this perfect times photo, the little girl didn't even wait until she was in the water. She got into position, held her breath, and off she went. We hope her mother wants around to witness this. This could have been the last time for her at the pool that summer.
Moon Rise
On some days, the moon needs a little lift to rise on schedule in the evenings. Introducing the moon crane! The moon crane is the perfect solution. On the other hand, it could be a planetary catastrophe if the crane drops the ivory orb! Luckily, the moon is kept in orbit by a mysterious force no one truly understands.
Even Newton threw his hands up, wondering if gravity comes from God. It's either that or some pore child lost his great big silver yellowish ballon. We kind of have a feeling it's the first option, but then again, you never know.
Taking a Risk
Little brothers can be so annoying sometimes. What we are looking at right here is obviously not a big-bro-little-bro situation (different birds, duh), but the sentiment is still there. Honestly, the most interesting thing about this picture is probably what happened the second after it was taken, if we're going to be completely honest.
Did the eagle show the crow who's the boss? Did the crow prove itself worthy of hanging around large birds of prey? We want to know! When it comes to photos like this, it is always the photo to impresses us the most and not always the story behind it.
I'm Flying!
Ballerinas will tell you that this guy is probably trying to work on his jet. Bikers will probably tell you that this guy is working on a special stunt. Other people will tell you this man is trying to kill himself, and no matter how many times his Italian mother ( we have a feeling she is Italian) told him to stop doing what he was doing.
So it's all about perspective, really. Until we see the picture taken 2 seconds after this one, we will assume that this guy simply learned how to fly. We just hope that the damage wasn't too severe.