Count On Nationalism
Being a patriot is a good thing, but when that causes you to feel superior to all other places and people, there’s a definite problem.
A little more acceptance is always a good thing.
Purchase Overpriced Activewear
I need more flannel in my life, said every baby boomer, ever.
I guess nothing is going to stop them from buying more preppy and over-priced activewear.
Won't Let DVD’s and VHS Go
These are bad for the environment and prone to scratches.
Just go digital to save space and enjoy better quality.
Criticize Millennials for Everything
By putting money first, you did irreparable damage to the environment, stagnated wages, created crippling debt with student loans, and siphoned off our retirement money, but millennials are the worst, right?
We are so sorry about Sears and Applebee’s.
Stay at Hotels
Identical germ-filled cubes, no thanks.
Airbnb is so much better.