Criticize Millennials for Everything
By putting money first, you did irreparable damage to the environment, stagnated wages, created crippling debt with student loans, and siphoned off our retirement money, but millennials are the worst, right?
We are so sorry about Sears and Applebee’s.
Won't Let DVD’s and VHS Go
These are bad for the environment and prone to scratches.
Just go digital to save space and enjoy better quality.
Count On Nationalism
Being a patriot is a good thing, but when that causes you to feel superior to all other places and people, there’s a definite problem.
A little more acceptance is always a good thing.
Stay at Hotels
Identical germ-filled cubes, no thanks.
Airbnb is so much better.
Look Up Information On Encyclopedias
Before the internet and smartphones, we couldn’t settle any bet in seconds just by googling the answer. People used to look up information they needed in encyclopedias.
Most families kept a complete alphabetical set that they probably bought from a traveling salesman – another thing that is now obsolete.