This Must Be Where She Bought the Meat Outfit
Everybody, even the most famous of the famous, has spent a little bit of time shopping at the local Walmart. Even Lady Gaga – real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta – has probably bought a couple of things, even if it was something as simple as some melatonin or hair dye.
Or, maybe this woman is just trying to look as fabulous as Lady Gaga, without realizing that Gaga has an on-call glam squad for it, and this lady doesn’t have any of it for this photo. Whatever the case may be, she is displaying a pretty good poker face, which is so Gaga.
Hot Diggity Dog
They say that you are what you eat. And as far as we can see, this guy IS junk food. OK, maybe we're going a step too far here, but it's clear that he is a fan of fast food, that's for sure. He came into Walmart already wearing a t-shirt showing his favorite food - hamburger and fries. And can you blame him? Who doesn't love that perfect combo?
But that wasn't enough. He needed to double down on his love for this kind of grub. So he decided to buy a similar-looking tee. This time, it displays a lifetime supply of hotdogs. The only problem is that we don't think this is going to be particularly arousing for passersby. It's just going to make other people hungry.
Zephyrhills, Zephyrhills...
It's not every day that you bump into one of the heroes of the Marvel Cinematic Universe in your local Walmart. And yet, that's exactly what happened to this senior citizen, who was surprised to see Peter Parker, of all people, hiding next to the shelf full of Zephyrhills water. We assume that Spidey was on some kind of mission.
Maybe he heard that Norman Osborn had infiltrated Walmart and needed to be apprehended before things really got out of control. Either that or maybe he just needed to rehydrate after a whole day of crimefighting. Superheroes need to drink water too, you know, including your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
Getting Out Will Be a Lot Harder
Shopping carts in big department stores are built to hold one or two kids in the front compartment. They're the perfect space for toddlers or infants, but even some smaller adults might find that they can fit themselves in. That's where this picture comes from.
However, it's going to be a heck of a lot more difficult getting that gal out of the chair than it was getting in, and we bet that wasn't exactly a picnic, either. It doesn't look comfortable sitting in it, either. Really, the entire operation looks like a bad idea from a comfort standpoint, even if the picture is fun.
The Truth Is Revealed
Elvis has not been with us for quite a while now, but a lot of people seem to think he is still out there – he is just hiding. Every once in a while there is a tabloid that says the King of Rock n' Roll was spotted working at a pizza place in Lindsborg, Kansas.
To us, however, it makes perfect sense that he would be spotted at a Walmart. Chintzy, kinda schmaltzy, and fallen out of touch? Sounds just like Elvis the last time he was spotted. Now, are we talking about Walmart or Elvis? Whatever the case, he is still in this building.