Ready to Make a Getaway
Walmart sells lots of stuff. Food, clothes, shoes, medicine, and sporting equipment are just the tip of the iceberg. Among those sporting equipment are full-size bicycles made for full-size people. If you’re grabbing some new socks or a bag of rice and you want to get something to make your daily commute a little easier, Walmart is the place for you to get it.
But how do you carry it with you while you’re picking up all your other necessities? Unless you want to carry it on your back, the only solution is to put it in the cart like the rest of your purchases.
A Beary Good Time Shopping
Some people take way too long doing their laundry, which means eventually they'll run out of outfits to wear. Then they might just discover that they're out of dryer sheets or laundry detergent or something like that. What to wear? Guess it will have to be that Halloween costume that you haven't worn in half a decade.
Look, that's our best guess, and it makes just as much sense to us as the truth probably will. There are lots of...fun...outfits that you can spot at Walmart, but this one might just be the beary best. Think he's heading toward the honey?
If We Get Separated, Meet by the Subway
It is not often that people get dressed up to go to Walmart but this couple has pulled out all the stops. Matching shoes, socks, shorts, shirts, and even hats. They wanted to look their best at a place where most people can barely be bothered to put on a pair of socks that match each other.
They look like a family at the water park, wearing matching shirts so nobody gets lost - it's pretty smart when you think about it. Maybe this is what they get excited about. Maybe they have been planning this all week, and this picture caught their grand entrance.
Clashing but Also Stylish
If you have to go to Walmart, it's usually because you need to pick up the basics. You're grabbing some milk, some burger buns, and some graham crackers. You aren't going there because you have a free night and you want to have fun. It's really not the kind of place where fun happens.
You might save a buck or two, but you won't enjoy doing it. This guy, for instance, wanted to stay bundled up while stocking up on Special K, and he grabbed his finest plaid in order to do it. He's not even close to the worst-dressed we've seen at a Walmart.
So That's Where They Get It
There are some things that you can only find in Walmart, including this. Whatever this is. A couple of sisters step inside the Walmart dressed as a cow and...we don't even know what the one on the right is supposed to be. A poop emoji, maybe? We know cows like to fertilize the soil a lot, but this is ridiculous!
They get caught – or they stage a photo, and they start yanking on udders. Girls, you know that isn't proper behavior in public. Still, at least these two seem to realize that they're being silly, and that they've done this on purpose.