Bit of an Over-Correction, Don’t You Think?
During the early days of the pandemic, people would go above and beyond to make sure that they were being exposed. After all, there was so much we didn’t know. And when we were living in such a mysterious world where the end was nowhere in sight, the lengths that people would go to stay safe were pretty remarkable.
And yet, this shopper at Walmart took things to a whole new level. Not only did they wear a mask, like everyone else at the time, but they also wore some trash bags, which they duct-taped all over their bodies. They ever wore sunglasses indoors to hide their eyes.
Oops, Wrong Address
It seems like this guy was dropped at the wrong place for that party he was hired for. Listen, we're not going to knock anyone who likes to wear bondage. That's their choice and their preference. Who are we to judge? But if you are going to be wearing that kind of stuff in Walmart, you better have a good reason.
Everyone in the store could hear the sounds of squeaking and creaking from the tight, leather suit this guy was wearing. And the sight was enough for customers to file at least a handful of complaints that day. We hope he found his party eventually.
Skin It to Win It
Obviously, there are laws that prevent people from just walking around naked. This also applies to Walmart. If you were to start looking around for groceries without any clothes on whatsoever, then that would be a pretty serious offense. And while this lady is wearing clothes, it is pretty much the bare minimum.
Sure, her feet a covered, and her female parts too. But the skin-to-no-skin ratio is absolutely off the charts here. And if she thinks that pink hair is going to distract everyone from what's going on beneath it, she's got another thing coming! Surely it's cold in there, right?
A Glitch in the Matrix
Ever felt like you were seeing double? Or maybe you had some weird case of deja vu. Listen, it's perfectly normal to see someone wearing the same shirt as you, or the same pants, or whatever. But to be wearing pretty much the exact same outfit from top to bottom is pretty impressive.
These guys couldn't believe their luck when they noticed that they were a spitting image of each other. Not to mention the fact that they were also both pushing shopping carts side by side. They tried to just play it cool and continue with their groceries. But deep down, they were hysterical.
Tearing it Up on Aisle 5
When you're shopping in Walmart, you can't guarantee that everyone is going to be dressed the way that you would like them to. Some shoppers are going to wear a bit too much for your liking, while others will certainly not wear enough. How can you find the right balance?
What's even worse is that some shoppers don't even notice when their pants have a big rip or tear in them. And it's even more annoying when that tear can be found in extremely short denim shorts, like the ones this woman is wearing. The fact that she's completely oblivious to it makes it even more ridiculous.