The Strawberries That Broke the Shopping Carts’ Back
Usually, staff at Walmart get suspicious when a customer buys a certain assortment of items or too many of the same thing. The reason for this is that they could be using whatever they’re buying for nefarious purposes.
And while they didn’t suspect that this guy was trying to build some kind of weapon of mass destruction that’s fueled by strawberries, they had no idea why he needed so many of the same fruit. Sure, a couple of boxes seems reasonable – but a whole cart of those delicious red fruits? We think this guy is up to something sweet but sinister, nonetheless.
Oh Deer
While it's Walmart's policy that humans aren't allowed to bring animals into the store, there are no laws against animals from entering of their own volition. With that said, staff have a right and obligation to safely take animals out of the building if they end up in there. Over the years, many birds, dogs, cats, and wild animals, have broken into Walmart.
Sometimes they're looking for food. Other times they just want a warm place to sleep. And sometimes, they just end up in there by accident. Whatever the case might be here, this guy safely apprehended a young fawn before escorting it out of the building.
This is Walmart, Not Target
Listen, there is no denying that the leader of Russia is a divisive figure, to say the very least. But that doesn't mean that we need to urinate on the guy. This customer simply needed to go during his visit to the restroom in Walmart. Then, he discovered a photo of Putin in the urinal.
It was as if someone had deliberately planted him there as some kind of target for the local public. We're sure that some customers would gladly unload on this guy. But just don't tell good ol' Vlad that you did this to his face. We don't want to pee him off too much!
Walm-ART
People can sure get creative in the most unexpected places. And in the parking lots of Walmart, people can really get carried away with their creative impulses. If there are some shopping carts lying around, you can expect someone to either a) steal one, or b) make an abstract sculpture out of a couple of them.
This tower of shopping carts looks like something that someone would be proud of making during their time at Burning Man. We're trying to figure out what this even symbolizes. Is it supposed to represent retail as an empire? We have absolutely no idea.
Amishmart
People often think of the Amish as a community of people who hide themselves from the world and refuse to keep up with the times. While there is a tiny bit of truth to that, this doesn't mean that they completely close themselves off from every wonderful thing. One of the things the Amish people can't resist is Walmart.
But don't expect them to turn up in a car anytime soon. You can tell when an Amish person has decided to show up to this superstore when you see a pair of horses and a carriage tied up to a pole in the parking lot. After all, no pets are allowed, right?