Under all these jewels, makeup, and heavy fabrics, there is a bride. You might need a second to see her, but don’t worry – she’s there. And the groom is there too, looking very peaceful and content.
The combined weight of everything she’s wearing must be so heavy! There is no chance this wedding involves dinner and dancing. Try eating something, let alone dancing in a wedding dress like this.
Keeping Mosquitoes Away?
This bride is scared of her legs being bitten by mosquitoes. That much is clear. What’s not so clear is why she doesn’t mind getting mosquito bites on any other exposed part of her body.
Pink and red polka dots all over her face and neck will do no harm and might even set the trend for the next wedding season.
Priorities
You want to get your priorities right when designing your wedding dress. And there is one thing this bride insisted on having — a set of black wings. She also didn't give up any of her drama lessons, getting ready for the show of her life.
To us, this looks more like a bride trying to escape her bitter destiny and not like someone who is about to be united with the love of her life.
She Comes in Color
Having a traditional white dress like most brides in the world was a big no-no for this bride. She wasn't prepared to blend in with the white walls and added some interesting, colorful accessories.
With love the colors; however, we are not so keen on the geometric shapes. Couldn't a bunch of tulips do? And what's with the matching headpiece?
Orange Is My Favorite Color
Make way for the bride and groom – a couple of flaming hot Cheetos in human form! Add a spicy bowl of Doritos dip, and you're ready to go.
This bride is not only there in style but also in attitude. Wouldn’t you love to see some more of this bride's wedding photoshoot? Maybe one of her after being dipped in the dip?