“The Bizarro Jerry” episode is as close to “The Twilight Zone” as “Seinfeld” gets. Kristin Bauer van Straten is Gillian, the girlfriend with “manly hands.” She’s perfect, except for that. She wasn’t featured prominently in this episode with the presentation of four different Bizarro-themed stories going on.
Jerry dumps Gillian because of her hands, of course. Van Straten has appeared on several TV shows. She played a vampire on HBO’s “True Blood” for six years, until 2014. Her latest work spanned from 2011 to 2015, as “Maleficent,” the wicked fairy godmother, on ABC’s “Once Upon a Time.”
Jane
Jami Gertz appears in the famous “spare a square” "Seinfeld" moment. Elaine’s iconic line, “Can you spare a square” was answered by Gertz playing Jane. She said, “No, I don’t have a square to spare!” Next, the meltdown, freaking out in their perspective stalls.
Elaine gets revenge, leaving Jane without a square of toilet paper. She takes it out on Jerry. “Don’t call me anymore,” Jane barks, and out the door, she goes. Gertz hasn’t acted much lately, but she’s worth $2 billion. She and her private equity tycoon hubby Tony Ressler’s assets include the NBA’s Atlanta Hawks.
Sue
Brenda Strong brings Sue Ellen, AKA “the bra-less wonder,” to two episodes of "Seinfeld." Elaine loathes the woman because she won’t wear a bra. The hatred goes back to when the two were in school. The conflict in “The Caddy” episode occurs after Elaine gives Sue Ellen, heiress to the wealthy candy bar family, a bra as a gift. She wears it as a top.
Kramer crashes Costanza’s car when he spots her. Elaine and Sue Ellen attempt reconciliation after Sue Ellen invites her to her wedding in “The Betrayal.” Things go south when Sue Ellen finds out Elaine dated her fiancé.
Hallie
In this episode, Jerry is preoccupied with becoming a member of the New York Friars’ Club. Samantha Smith is George’s fiancé’s best friend Hallie, with whom Jerry agrees to go out on a double date. She’s in two scenes depicting two double dates.
Jerry shows little interest. Smith has appeared on many television shows, but "Seinfeld" was her first acting gig in 1996. Her first film was "Jerry Maguire." Today, she’s most recognized as "Supernatural"’s Mary Winchester.
Vanessa
Lynn Clark has appeared on many TV programs, most notably "Seinfeld," in which she has the distinct glory of being Jerry’s very first girlfriend. Her character Vanessa appeared in two episodes. She was invited back because, according to co-creator and writer Larry David, the first episode lacked the requisite break up by the end of the show.
Jerry and Vanessa meet in “The Stake Out,” which was based on David’s real-life dating experience. In “The Stock Tip,” Vanessa is Jerry’s official girlfriend, ergo, the breakup. Vanesa leaves Jerry.