2014: Stalker
With Primetime television, sometimes it about who is willing to take a risk. And CBS took a huge risk when they decided to air Stalker. The story followed an LAPD Lt. who’s an expert in cyber harassment, romantic fixation, and voyeurism. She, along with her team try to prevent and investigate such horrific crimes. What ended up on air were some of the most disturbing scenes ever seen on primetime television. The show was so creepy and dark that no one could bear to watch it, so CBS quickly snatched the show off the air after its first season.
Stalker received overwhelmingly negative reviews from viewers and critics alike. It was referred to as exploitative and misogynist. The Los Times wrote about the show “The violence, creepiness, and depravity appear to be the point because nothing of value is offered in balance… It’s unforgivable.” The question that remains is did anyone actually watch the pilot before the show was approved?
2008: Gary Unmarried
This CBS series, Gary Unmarried, followed the story of a divorced couple co-parenting their two children while starting their new separate relationships and lives. The show seemed to have a good start, as it won the"Favorite New TV Comedy" award at the 35th People's Choice Awards. However, they couldn't maintain the momentum apparently, and the show was canceled in 2010, after 2 seasons.
To give Gary Unmarried some credit, the show did tackle some interesting themes, and the fact that a divorced couple was at the core of its premise was relatively unique in 2008.
2009: Hank
After the huge success of Cheers and Fraiser, the Hollywood acclaimed actor, Kelsey Grammer, was cast in yet another sitcom called Hank. This time he portrayed a high-powered business executive who lived the big city life with his wife and two children. That is until he gets let go from his lucrative CEO job. No longer able to afford their luxurious lifestyle, Hank and his family move from New York City to the much smaller and modest town of River Bend, Virginia.
This Country Mouse and City Mouse Adventure received generally negative reviews. One TV critic, Linda called Hank one of the worst new comedies on television. Grammer himself said that many times he found the script to be too "unfunny".
2007: Painkiller Jane
Based on a comic book character of the same name, the series begins with a DEA agent who discovers that she has superhuman abilities when she is pushed through a window of a 40-story building, and instead of dying upon landing, she completely recovers and is able to walk away from the scene. Just to be sure she was imagining what happened, she a runs into the middle of a gunfight and even jabs herself with a corkscrew. While she posses supernormal regenerative powers, she still feels the pain caused by her injuries in the seconds before they heal, something like X-Men's Wolverine.
Most of its viewership gave the show a thumbs down, and according to Los Angeles Times "The show is long on concept and short on execution which would actually be OK if the writing and acting were not so simply terrible." Well, there weren't enough comic con nerds to drive up the show's ratings, actually comic fans gave it the worst reviews, so like most of the failed show on this list, Painkiller Jane was canceled after only one season.
2014: I Want To Marry Harry
In 2014, Fox Jedi-mind-tricked 12 women into thinking they were actually competing for a chance to win the heart of nonother than, Prince Harry himself. That's the only way to explain it because no one in their right mind would think that young British royalty would go on American reality television to find true love. But in the place of Prince Harry was a poor look-alike named Matthew Hicks. I mean, Meghan Markle would be offended that Fox even compared Hicks to her man. I Want To Marry Harry was like The Bachelor and Joe Millionaire, but they managed to make the women appear even more foolish.
There's hope for humanity, due to low rating Fox pulled the show from the air in the US and canceled it after airing only four episodes.