It’s the most wonderful time of the year for fashion faux pas! When your best friend promises to pick you up from the airport for Christmas, you better prepare for a jingle-jangling extravaganza. And lo and behold, here he is, wearing a suit that looks like it was attacked by a Christmas tree!
Complete with ornaments and twinkling lights; this guy is ready to sleigh the fashion game. He spent a whole Benjamin on this masterpiece. Meanwhile, we can’t help but wonder what’s going on inside the head of the poor soul sitting a few rows behind, contemplating life choices and wondering if this is all a jolly holiday nightmare.
Short Bald Mexican
This clever lady was quick to narrow her husband down in the most brutally simple way. Bravo, madam! With that description, she's guaranteed to scare away any potential admirers who might find her hubby irresistible. She's basically created a force field of unattractiveness.
Step aside, ladies; this man is off-limits! Little do people know, her husband is actually a tall, handsome hunk, returning from a business trip in style, dressed in a three-piece suit. Prepare to witness jaws dropping and hearts skipping a beat as he struts into the arrival lounge, looking like a dashing Hollywood star. Wishful thinking, perhaps.
Best Husband Ever
This is the man every woman dreams about. He is the perfect marriage material; he will forever support you and will never pull a face when you travel to Florida for a bachelorette party. However, there is a price to pay, and one that many men out there might not be willing to pay.
Whenever you return from one of these parties, you will find him waiting for you with a great big smile on his face and an impressive sign like this. You've been warned. We can't help but take out hats off to this pretty ingenious airport welcome sign. A lot of thought went into it!
Two Dog Travel
Here she is, giving a "Texas size" welcome to Lauren! We've got a unique proposition on our hands. Apparently, it's a two-hour drive to pick up Lauren, and to ensure she feels truly welcomed, our airport heroine has kindly mentioned that they have gas. Now, we're not talking about the fuel kind.
Nope, we're talking about the kind that makes you double-check that your windows are rolled down and that the fresh air vents are wide open. And to make matters even more...interesting, they've brought along two furry friends who seem to have a knack for taking up space and drooling like it's their full-time job.
Never Again
We've got a heartfelt airport welcome sign from an adorable little munchkin. The sign reads, "Welcome home Mommy - Never leave me alone with Daddy again!" Ain't that the truth! Kids have a knack for pointing out the obvious, don't they?
Sure, dads might bring the extra fun factor with their goofy antics, but when it comes down to it, moms are the true champions. We couldn't have asked for a more fitting sign to greet any returning mom. Only children can express such pure and unconditional love. Here's to all the superhero moms out there who deserve this warm, heartfelt welcome.