Target Sells Only the Best
It also sells this shirt! Though the design itself is nothing special and even kind of classy if you aren’t going to be going to something too important, the construction process had a big issue. Nobody in their right mind would want to wear this item since the seam is so misplaced that it must be nothing more than pain and agony to slip it over your head.
Somehow, this shirt made it onto a mannequin of a department store. Most likely, the shelf stockers found it, laughed at it, threw it on a mannequin, snapped a pick, and then threw it in the trash. And that is exactly what we would have done.
Bye Buddy, Hope You Find Your Dad
First off, this shirt is pretty poorly done just because we, as English readers, expect to read text right to left and not top to bottom. It looks to us like the shirt is saying “Bye hope you Buddy find your dad,” despite how clear the message is.
Second, the coloring isn't all that great, with black text on a dark gray background. But, if you can push past those things, there's no reason not to wear this shirt of the sea creature, which appears in a movie with flying reindeer, Santa's workshop, talking penguins, and other fantastic sights.
They Grow Them Big Out There
Here we have a pair of baby jumpers, or at least one jumper and one huge outfit for a grown-up baby. For some reason, this size twenty-four months piece of babywear has the phrase “My First Birthday” on it, which would, without a doubt, be one of the biggest twelve-month-olds to ever exist.
It's comically large next to the “Tough Guy” jumper, which is an actual twelve months' size. This item must be manufactured in munchkin land, where they think we humans are too big to care. So, let's give a round of applause to these jumpers for their sheer comedic value. They're proof that even in the baby fashion universe, logic takes a backseat to laughter.
Lots of Hearts
It's yet another shirt that talks about how much you love a certain place or activity, but this one needed a little bit more time in the tank. It's pretty easy to see what this shirt says — I love London — but taking another look at it makes it more and more confusing.
It actually seems to say, “I heart LoDn No.” Thanks to an awful design, the longer you look at this shirt the more confusing and stupid it gets. However, it's still pretty easy to figure out what it's saying, so it's not like it's the worst item on this list full of dumb items.
The City of Lights
Ah, Paris. A romantic place for everyone. Any self-respecting traveler has this famous European city on their top ten places to visit list. And there's nothing like a souvenir to make sure you always have the memories with you. But don't get this shirt, it's terrible.
The electric colors against a black background look seizure-worthy and the Eiffel Tower looks like it's supposed to be a second A. So the shirt is actually saying "Paaris France". All they had to do was take out the first A, the little yellow one, and just leave the tower. It's less work, even, so you'd think the designs would be all over it.