They Do Fight for Something!
It kind of seems like this rag-tag team will spend most of their time fighting each other. We have Batman, a Na’vi from “Avatar,” and everyone’s favorite web-slinger, all doing their best to look heroic under a bright, glowing “The Avengers” logo. The problem is that only one of those three is a Marvel character, and even he isn’t seen as an Avenger. Batman is from a competing comic brand (DC Comics), and the Na’vi is from a movie that people have by now realized isn’t all that good.
Talk about a crossover event! So, grab some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the spectacle of this cosmic clash between brands, characters, and good intentions. It’s a mashup of epic proportions that reminds us that even in the realm of superheroes, things don’t always go according to plan.
Just Make Sure You're Always Looking North
Thank you for purchasing this “West Coast” shirt. Yeah, the arrow points to the right, but that's not too bad, is it? You just always have to be facing north for this shirt to make sense. Otherwise, the SOUTHERN BEASTS will wake from their millennia-long slumber, and turn the world upside-down.
It's a big burden to carry, but we know you're up to the task. Just don't ever turn, or we will all turn inside-out. It's not a pretty sight! Please don't turn around. Just don't turn around, no matter what you do. Don't. Don't turn around. No matter how the world turns around you, don't turn around.
Reading Text Is a Problem for Designers
Really, how hard is it to just take a look at the text on the shirt and try to read it? “I'm a gamer & I'm girl awesome.” Like, fine, it's a pretty good design, actually, despite the controller not looking much like a real one. But getting the text right shouldn't be that hard, should it? Kind of a shame, too, because otherwise, it would have been a perfectly fine, and even fun, design. But writing is hard. Just ask a writer.
That stuff's impossible. So, while we can chuckle at this text mishap, let's remember that even the simplest of tasks, like getting words right on a shirt, can sometimes be a daunting challenge. And hey, at least it gave us something to laugh about, right?
Braving the Cold
The champs take the Sochi, Russia podium for the 2014 Winter Olympics. What sport are they in? What country are they from? Unknown. Actually, one of them might be from Canada, you can kinda see a red maple leaf on the leg of the second guy from the right.
But the real focus of this picture is the second guy from the left, whose skin-tight suit has an interesting design. Thanks to the design, it looks like he's taking on the cold in fine form with a pair of short shorts. If he just won gold, he's probably feeling pretty hot.
Sometimes You Just Want a Zipper
Throwing on a short-sleeved shirt during one of those hot summer days is one of life's great joys. Getting out into the burning sun and soaking up some rays helps you to feel good, look good, and we're convinced it helps you smell good, too.
Summer isn't complete until you get a burn from something, however, so this shirt has a handy vestigial zipper at the front of the collar. It doesn't go anywhere, so it doesn't help you get a good fit or create a unique style or anything like that, but at least it will heat up really well when you're out in the sun! And while it's sitting right on that tender neck flesh, too.