Yes, we are not lying about that by one stretch of the imagination. So, we went for another journey throughout the vast plains of the internet, laughed our hearts out, and decided to share it all with you. Take a glorious look at these goofy doormats and thank us later.
The Inmates are in Charge Now
Batman? Never heard of him. Right now it's time to go wild the next time you step onto your doormat. With one of the original designs of The Joker, the Clown Prince of Crime, there's no possible way to misinterpret what this doormat refers to.
Arkham Asylum is the last place where criminals will go after Batman traps them at last...but we all know it won't take too long for you to get right back out. That's the best place about Arkham Asylum...even if you're crazy enough to get locked up, you're also crazy enough to be let out again.
This Doormat Sends Evil Packing
No evil shall pass through this threshold! Look, Satan, we don't have time and energy for your shenanigans, ok? And we’re not afraid to put you in your place. Go find something better to do! Visitors will enter knowing they're in the presence of fierce protectors.
Only good energies and positive vibes are welcome here! Leave it to a doormat to remind us we have the power to protect our space from negativity. Ironic, isn't it? Out with the bad. Embrace the good. We’re guardians of our own galaxy. Sometimes it’s good to reinforce the message and will it magically to life.
“Normal” Is Overrated Anyway
Welcome, fellow extraordinary oddballs. The real world is too dull for the likes of you, so gather all ye may, here instead! This house is a haven for all things wonderfully weird – from quirky hobbies to eccentric tastes. Guests will feel right at home, surrounded by a cast of colorful characters and endless adventures.
Your doormat proudly proclaims that here, normal is just a setting on the washing machine. We love a house encouraging people to let loose and celebrate the beautiful chaos of being unique. Who cares if nobody else gets it? You do. These homeowners do. There's room for everyone here!
Hinting at Happily Ever After
A doormat becomes the backdrop for some light-hearted ribbing. Will he finally get the not-so-subtle message? Mr. Cook, the door to love's mysteries is wide open, and you’ve got the clue right under your feet! Heck, someone might as well take the clue and smash it on your face like a cake.
It's all in good fun, but deep down, you sense that this girl’s heart is hopeful for the next big step in their relationship. And she’s got hint-dropping down to an art. Who knows, the next time guests show up, the message on that doormat might just be a different one. We’re rooting for them!
Enter Here for the Best Things in Life
Here’s a doormat reaffirming what really matters in life – the best things that make a house feel like a home! Bring pizza, an Amazon package, or be a dog walker, and you're instantly a welcomed guest! Every delivery is treated like a VIP guest. Fair warning: doorstep dancing might ensue!
As for those who keep our dogs happy and energized, consider the doormat a red carpet. You’re always welcome here. Pizza delivery? Take all our money, take our whole life too. When life’s essentials come knocking, you’d better believe these doors will remain open. Everything else takes a back seat.
We Got Fun and Games
If your guests are ready for a wild night, then lay out this doormat to get the energy going before they even ring the doorbell. Plenty of people will be thinking of the legendary Guns 'n' Roses song "Welcome to the Jungle," but we are sure that the song has faded a little bit.
Nowadays, it is just as possible that when people see this mat, they will imagine the interior is messy, or the people wild, or the fun ever-flowing. Welcoming people to your jungle is the first step of a great night, even if you do not have the most pristine interior.
Baby, It's You
More often than not, if you are going to knock on someone's door, there is a really good chance that the person living there has a baby. That's what people do right? They have babies! And babies are really loud. They cry. They do other things do that are either adorable or annoying, depending on who you ask. But most importantly, they cry!
And they will most definitely cry if you make any kind of unwanted noise while they are taking a nap. This home owner knows exactly what we are talking about. So yes, here's our advice for you. If you are going to disturb this baby, make sure to either be quiet or babysit. Those are your two options.
Time Crawls When You're Waiting
The people living in this house invite you to relax and chill. You’re about to discover how waiting can be an art form. We’ve heard of warm welcomes, but this is probably the first one that’s so laid back. Forget inviting guests in; you're also giving them a friendly heads-up that time is on its own whimsical journey.
This doormat embraces the concept of slow living a little too literally, ensuring everyone checks their false sense of urgency at the door. “It may take a while.” Do they mean five minutes, tomorrow or a week later? One may never know.
Do You Have What it Takes?
Are your guests ready for a doormat that tells it like it is? Do you want to keep your doorstep standards sky-high? Step onto this mat, and a world of unapologetic declarations. This isn't just a welcome sign; it's a sassy menu of what you won't settle for!
Your doormat might be cheeky, but it's also a clever way to filter out the visitors who don't bring the goods, literally and metaphorically. Only those who meet the criteria ought to receive a warm welcome. They must bear gifts that matter. If you come empty-handed, you’d better be a kind, fascinating individual or, at the very least, not an annoyance.
Small Dog, Big Love and Personalities
Truer words have never been spoken! Dachshunds may be small in size, but their personalities are larger than life! From stubborn streaks to goofy grins, their charm is impossible to resist. If you are visiting this family, you best believe it’s to wait on this little dog's feet.
They are not averse to reminding you if you forget. Maybe a little scratch here and a sneaky little nip there. This mat celebrates the spunky spirit of these little troublemakers! You will have fallen in love by the time you leave, with a newfound appreciation for the quirks of weiner dogs.
Make a Sophisticated Entrance
How do you take your doorstep from drab to fab in one fell swoop? Add a touch of French flair, of course! Visitors will feel like they have stepped right into a chic cafe on the Champs-Élysées! The doormat sets the mood for a soirée of sophisticated tastes and cultural delights!
Don't be surprised if guests start asking for escargots instead of regular snacks and café au lait instead of regular old coffee. Maybe everyone twirls in berets and starts singing Edith Piaf. Adding a touch of “ooh la la” to your doorstep (like Paris) is always a good idea.
Hold the Front Door
It seems like we have entered a world of humorous hospitality where doorsteps become a customer service hub. In this one-of-a-kind door-to-door assistance, your knocks are treated with all the priority of a tech support hotline! You are not just welcoming visitors; you're ready to assist them through all their inquiries.
Don't worry; your patience is appreciated, and your knock will be attended to eventually! From delivery packages and new neighbors to solicitors – we’ll get to all of you shortly. Well, maybe not all of you but there’s no way of knowing that. Please continue waiting for your turn.
Did She or Didn’t She?
The perfect doormat for armchair detectives and Netflix binge-watchers! You know you’re in the throes of a gripping docu-series when even your doormat becomes a riddle waiting to be solved! The Tiger King saga continues right at your doorstep! Friends, family, and delivery drivers find themselves in a predicament.
It’s not every day that Carole Baskin's mysterious past becomes the hottest topic on your welcome mat. As guests weigh the options and cast their votes, the true debate rages indoors. Will you let any of them in today? Or are you secretly hoping they think visiting is too much effort (thanks to the mat) and go away?
Well That's a Relief
Phew. Wipe my brow. It's always nice to see something that could be a danger come right out and say no, I'm not dangerous – go ahead and step on me. Put your full weight on me.
There's no way I'll swing open and dump you down into an oubliette from which there is no escape, and the only way you'll be able to survive is on the scraps the home's owner designs is to toss down before closing the trapdoor and shutting off the light forever. It's not so bad – eventually, your eyesight will diminish so much that you won't need the light!
It Takes a Long Time to Put Pants on, Remember?
Unexpected guests are never really welcome. You might be pleased to see them, but what if you're in the middle of something important? All those mashed potatoes aren't going to clean themselves up after last night's fight! The doormat begs visitors to at least give fair warning that they're dropping by, or you might not have the opportunity or time to entertain.
Unless, of course, your guests are willing to help clean up the mashed potatoes. It was a long, hard-fought battle, but you emerged victorious, if not a little messy. Seriously though, who comes to a party these days unannounced? If you're not clicking "yes" on the Facebook event, you better take this doormat very seriously.
Scan, Sing, and Dance
Step right up to the door with the mysterious QR code and a cryptic promise – "You won't regret this." Little do you know that a musical adventure awaits! Guests walking up to the door have no idea they're about to be rickrolled - serenaded by none other than Rick Astley.
The classic bait-and-switch prank, only this time through a doormat. Where’s a doorbell reaction camera when you need one? This doormat is perfect for a master prankster. What other surprises might lie waiting inside? You've already set the tone for a fun visit. The only way is up from here.
Chicken Follies and Capers
Clear as day, this doormat is the first clue that things might be a little "fowl" around here. Guests have been warned. Watch out before a plucky chicken jumps out at you. Some people believe chickens aren’t as innocent as they look.
Look into their eyes and it can sometimes seem like they are secretly plotting a takeover, one egg at a time. Is there more to chickens than meets the eye? Are you entering a house, a hen house, or a Hitchcockian thriller? It makes you think about the mysterious lives of chickens, from cozy coops to possible covert meetings in the hay.
Making a Bold Statement
While some doormats might be content with you walking all over them, this doormat is drawing a line, to say the very least. The stilettos lying in the background are no accident. It is giving us fierce, fabulous, and boss-woman energy! This one-of-a-kind doormat is not just for wiping your feet – you can not mess with it.
The doormat game just leveled up! It demands attention and exudes confidence. Nobody has got time for playing games. Whether you are a go-getter or a people pleaser, the message is universal and resonates. Don’t settle for being treated like a regular doormat.
Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun
A sassy invitation for trick-or-treaters to descend on your doorstep. Step right up, brave souls and daring spirits. Nobody can resist a bucket full of candy and a good old-fashioned scare. This doormat isn't just for decoration; it's a reminder to unleash your inner ghostly groove. Throw on your creepiest costume.
Dance like no one's watching (or like all the spooks are watching), and let the good times roll! So, go ahead and summon your ghoul friends. With this doormat setting the tone, you're guaranteed a spectacular time, whether you're hosting a Halloween party or just treating yourself to a bewitching night in.
A Candid Disclaimer
No knocking, no ringing the doorbell – unless you're prepared for a canine chorus! When one dog barks, they all bark! It's a symphony of sorts, and this doormat is here to announce the show before the curtains rise. Deep down, don’t we all love the chaos and canine camaraderie?
This doormat is a playful reminder that life with your furry friends may get a little wild, but you wouldn't have it any other way. Life with dogs is always a howling good time. With a pack of rowdy canines on duty, this is one doorstep guests won't soon forget.
Sometimes This Can Take A While
After a long day of wearing pants, sometimes the only thing you want to do when you get home is not to wear pants. If like us, you spend the evening lying in the middle of the bedroom, letting your legs breathe, then someone coming to the door can be a hassle.
Pick up this handy doormat, which tells visitors what kind of situation is happening inside, and it even has the added bonus of having a little bit of nerdy flair, too. Programmers are well-known for their hatred of pants, since programming skill comes from the feet, and tight pants can hinder the flow.
Welcome Back, Maybe
Some guests have become quite the regulars. While you might be afraid to call them out on it, your doormat sure isn't! Greet your guests with a chuckle and an eye roll. It's all in good fun, at least we think it is. Your visitors will (hopefully) love the playful banter.
This one’s for guests whose every visit turns into a sitcom episode. You know those friends. Anything can happen when they’re around. The only thing guaranteed is a little bit of drama. You secretly love it but can’t resist a little sass at the same time. In the end, there's nothing quite like the joy of hosting your loved ones time and time again.
Mission Impossible
Not just wives, each of us can relate to the message. Because, let's face it, when those packages arrive, a covert mission is in order to keep them out of sight. Friends, family, and delivery persons, time to channel your inner secret agent! This doormat is the first line of defense in keeping your shopping hauls under wraps.
Message received? Execute phase two – hiding them from prying eyes! From cleverly concealed closets to secret storage spots, your home becomes a labyrinth of hidden retail treasure! The truth will come out eventually, but until then, you have this doormat and live to fight another day.
Come in If You Dare
Who says Halloween decor is only for October? With this doormat, every day can be a haunted holiday! It's the perfect way to celebrate your love for all things creepy and kooky. Guests will be tickled (and maybe a little bit spooked) by your year-round dedication to all things eerie.
Nothing like a ghostly hello to set the mood for a hauntingly good time with loved ones! The "Watch Your Step" warning might make guests bust out some fancy footwork too, keeping them on their toes – quite literally! You wouldn’t want to break a poor old skeleton’s bones now, would you?
Press Play, Add to Cart, All Day Every Day
When it comes to keeping the household in order, these three amigos reign supreme. Clearly a home for online shopaholics and TV show fanatics. In this household, Netflix is not just a streaming service; it is a way of life!
This doormat lets guests know that shopping sprees are a regular occurrence around here! Join the fun, won’t you? With Netflix, Target, and Amazon Prime at your fingertips, why leave the house at all? Snuggle up with your favorite snacks, indulge in retail therapy, and let the world come to you – the undisputed chief of relaxation and retail therapy.
A Sparkling Sense of Humor
Looks like someone’s ready to pop the cork on fun and laughter. In this household, every moment is worth celebrating. A sparkling personality lives in this home, obviously, and they have a well-deserved excuse for being fashionably late. Measuring time in prosecco is absolute genius.
We could get on board with this trend. The best part is you can make this pun your own. Choose your poison! I’ll be there in a couple of espresso shots. Be back in two shakes of a protein smoothie. Why settle for a regular old "be right back" when you can add clever wordplay and whimsy to your absence?
No Need to Explain This Joke!
We are so certain that everyone reading the article gets this joke that we are not going to explain it at all, we're just going to end the paragraph here. Fine. The joke is that every computer connected to the internet has something called an IP (internet protocol) address, which lets other systems know exactly what machine it is.
An IP address like the one in this doormat is called a loopback internet protocol, used to refer to the local host of the machine. It's used to connect the machine to itself. It's the machine's home. Are you happy now?
Rollercoaster Ride Guaranteed
You might want to mentally prepare yourself before crossing this threshold because it’s about to get wild! This hilarious doormat is the best (and most honest) way to welcome your guests. Once you step inside, brace yourself for a whirlwind of emotions and energy!
From excited squeals to inevitable tantrums, this home is a theme park of pure kid-fueled fun and frenzy! Expect socks to disappear and a legion of mini entertainers that would put Hollywood to shame. Sleep is, of course, optional. It’s a myth. Who needs sleep when you can listen to Baby Shark on loop for hours, right?
Spread the Love
You’re walking up to a friend's house, feeling a bit out of it after a long day. But as you approach their front door, you're greeted with a warm and flirtatious "Hey Good Lookin'!" This doormat knows how to turn any frown upside down! You are seen, and you are appreciated!
Hosting a party? Welcoming a new neighbor? Your doormat acts as the ultimate conversation starter. Strangers become friends, and some friends can turn into lovers. Young or old, everyone could do with a compliment each day. This gem of a doormat sets the tone for a warm and inviting time.
Enter at Your Own Risk
Not only is this doormat hilarious, but it’s also completely relatable. All of us lead chaotic everyday lives, after all. Every family has a unique dynamic, and this doormat is a quirky way of celebrating the colorful chaos that makes a house a home! But it’s clear who really runs the show in the household!
The wife is the queen of this castle, making sure everything is in order. Step into her realm, and you might end up with extra chores. But thanks to her, the kids and pets are alright – the husband too, although he won’t admit it. A doorstep with a sense of humor tells us a cool family lives inside.
I See London
Well, we all have to wear it, don't we? I mean, we don't have to have to...but come on. We have to. Just imagine what this mat would be saying if you did not! Thankfully, no matter what you like to gird your loins in, this mat is ready to hand out compliments.
Of course, the entire time you are inside the home that this mat is outside of, you will be holding your skirt shut, or keeping your legs crossed. Just in case. Of course, you could always turn it around on the mat, and leave the underwear at home.
Well Isn't This a Friendly Fellow
We've seen plenty of doormats that have a bit of an edge to them – and there will almost certainly be more on the way – so it's nice to see one that is just a simple greeting. Plus, this doormat does away with the traditional brown rectangle and goes in a little bit more of a modern direction.
Whether you see this as something ripped off the comics page of the newspaper, or it looks more like a message from your favorite chat program, it's nice to see doormat designers doing something a little different. It even starts the conversation on the right foot.
Watch Your Step!
Ultimate pet prank or genius décor? Yes, only one of them is an actual doormat! Can you guess which one? The doormat might just melt your heart before you even enter the house. Curled up next to it, this wiener dog is living life king-size - soaking up the sun, and receiving head scratches on demand!
It's the perfect spot, isn’t it? Who wouldn't want to chill next to their own face all day long? Visitors must watch their step though. You don't want to end up petting a furry doormat or worse still, rubbing your dirty shoes on a shiny sausage dog.
A Catchy Goodbye Anthem
A catchy tune that invites you to dance your feet out the door? That is quite the emotional journey for a doormat. These homeowners can’t wait to say goodbye to their visitors. "Don't Stop, Be Leaving" the doormat sings, bidding visitors farewell with a hilarious twist.
Simple "goodbyes" are so meh when you can have a doormat that turns it into a catchy sing-along. You'll be humming this doormat's tune long after you've left the house. Guests, your journey here has come to an end. Please, for the love of sleep, it’s time to move along and call it a night.
Step Forth and Prove Your Worth!
Embark on an epic quest before you even step foot inside! These riddles are so whimsical, they filter out mere mortals from the chosen few – the worthy from the unworthy. Why let anyone in when a doormat can set a high bar for entry! Be prepared to test your wit and Monty Python knowledge!
For those who may not know, it’s a playful challenge to explore a classic comedy treasure! The mat and its owner aren't messing around. With a touch of comedic brilliance, stepping inside the house becomes an adventure. But first, they demand answers to life’s most profound questions.
Friends are Welcome
Who is inside this home? Is it Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica? What about Chandler and Ross? No, this house has only one occupant, and he's ready to hear all about your day. This welcoming doormat hearkens back to the nineties and early two-thousands when “Friends” was the hottest show on television.
Part of that was thanks to Joey, played by Matt LeBlanc, who had a singular way of getting the ladies' attention. All he had to do was ask “How you Doin'?” and they would be all his. Nowadays it's a great conversation starter and a fun way to get old fans of the show laughing.
A Set of Stringent Criteria
The person who owns this doormat knows exactly what she wants. Some delicious pie, topped with meat, cheese, and sauce? Come on in. The company that she buys everything from, even if she doesn't need it, and maybe even if she can't afford it? The door's wide open.
A Hollywood star that is known to be one of the most handsome and most charming men on the planet, who just so happens to show up at her front door, soaked to the bone in a rainstorm and needing somewhere to change into fresh clothes and warm-up? She'll probably let you in. Especially if you have a pizza!
The Perfect Combination
There are a couple of different ways to interpret this chuckle-worthy doormat. The first is that when the owner walks through the front door, he or she embraces his or her real personality, letting it all hang out and saying exactly what needs to be said, right when it needs to be said.
A second interpretation is that the “Me” is the breadwinner, and the “Ho” is the person who is at home during the working day, and once the workday is over, the two come together to enjoy each other's company and celebrate being able to spend time together.
A Ruff Welcome
Who needs a traditional 'Beware of Dog' sign when you have a half-eaten doormat that screams "fierce defender"? The warning is crystal clear, but it's not just because of its message – it's all about the awesome presentation. It’s a fine example of effective messaging with a dash of comedic flair!
Visitors approaching find a half-chewed corner, an homage to playful, maybe grumpy dogs inside (there’s no way to say which!) who couldn't resist a little bite. Just a taste of that delicious-looking corner! What lies behind that door? A ferocious German Shephard? A puppy teething? There’s no point risking it. Tread carefully, all that enter.
Not Just For Cops
Prepare to be amused and warned in one fell swoop. No uninvited guests allowed! Warrant or not, nobody is getting in. Burglars, solicitors, and even the neighborhood kids scouting for candy on Halloween – all get the same message: this house is off-limits. In an increasingly paranoid world, it’s good to be able to laugh at this.
But beyond the sass, the doormat is a gentle reminder to respect someone’s privacy and property. Visitors approaching this door will either burst out laughing or quickly assure you they've come with the best intentions. Either way, you’re in for an entertaining visit!
Not Today
Look, sometimes you just can not handle people. This is a good doormat to create some much-needed personal space. And let's face it. It's important to be honest with people in life. It's no good simply welcoming people into your home when deep down, you really don't want to be hospitable right now.
And it's not fair on them either if you're not in the mood. So it's best for everyone if a doormat like this stares the visitor flat in the face. We don't know what the case might be here. Maybe it is just a seasonal thing. Maybe they'll switch the doormat for another one that says "come in" when the summer comes around.
An Introvert Lives Here
Step right up to a doormat that understands social boundaries better than most people! People don’t get the hint. At some point, ask yourself whether it might be time to stop talking. The note on the doormat is more than just a quirky line; it's a manifesto for introverted life.
The one-sentence social interaction limit is a gentle yet firm reminder - engaging in small talk isn't on the agenda today! Picture all the reading, binge-watching shows, or snacking that must be going on behind those doors. Sounds like heaven! So, please. Walk up quietly, ring the doorbell, and leave. It’s better that way for everyone.
Thanks (and No Thanks) for Dropping By
Arriving at a friend's home just got a hilarious twist! Say hello to the ultimate doormat with a long and witty note. It sets the stage for a unique welcome experience. Leave it to this doormat to greet your guests - both close and questionable – so you don’t have to!
Have you ever wondered where you stand on the friendship spectrum? Friends? Acquaintances? Neither? Well, this doormat has the answer! Whether you're a close friend or not, take this doormat diplomacy in stride. Humor knows no bounds, but friendship? You’ve got to draw a line at someone just showing up unannounced, right?
For Whom the Dog Barks
Step aside, John Donne, because there's a new bard in town! It's no secret that dogs love to bark, and this clever adaptation of “For Whom The Bell Tolls” by Donne gives voice to canine aspirations everywhere. Why, the dog barks for thee, of course!
Yes, that means YOU in plain speak! A bark of curiosity and maybe a bit of suspicion. A bark of love and trepidation – why don’t my humans open the door, already? “For whom the dog barks” is actually a silly question. Who else would the dog be barking at if not someone at the door?
Knock Knock. Who's There? Chaos!
Sometimes, you have to be careful what you wish for. But when you are a delivery man, you really can't guarantee that the person who's going to open the door for you is going to be particularly welcoming. In fact, they might just be downright crazy - or even worse, they might have children.
There is also the very unlikely chance that the owner of this doormat simply likes messing around with their visitors and simply wants them to knock. After all, knocking is the universal indicator that someone wants to get your attention from outside your home. It's much more polite than just knocking the door down.
Oh, Chewie
One of the most emotional moments in Star Wars, "Chewie we're home" is one iconic line. After literally decades of waiting, we finally got to see an older Han Solo step back foot onto the Millenium Falcon with his beloved companion Chewbacca in "The Force Awakens."
Not only does this doormat harken back to that iconic moment, but it perfectly fits as a doormat message. Hopefully, you'll feel the same way every time you come home. If you're feeling like that every time you open the door, consider yourself lucky! This doormat message is definitely on the light side of the force.
The Real MVPs
Who’s the top dog around here? That’s right! We love a doormat that puts pups first. Sometimes our human visitors need reminders of their place in the pack. It’s all in good fun, of course. But behind the humor lies a deeper truth – the special bond between humans and dogs.
Anyone who has experienced the love of a dog knows that it’s the best thing in the world! Unconditional joy, comfort, and affection – all day, every day. A red carpet might be more fitting instead of a doormat. But knowing our pooches, they’d probably just destroy it anyway, and get away with it too!
Human Doorbell
Like the folks above, knocking really hard can be pretty scary. Alernertavly you can always yell "ding dong" really loud and hope that works. But when we come to think of it, that just seems absolutely ridiculous. Imagine just standing by the front door of your friend's house and yelling "ding dong" at the top of your lungs?
It is possible that the neighbors might think you've gone a little cuckoo. What is certain is that this doormat has been specifically designed to make visitors look like absolute morons. And we have a feeling it's going to succeed big time.
On The Nose
Poor mat. Always getting stepped on like that. We suppose "mat" deserves it. You put yourself in the worst situations all the time. After all, even inanimate objects need to be given names, from time to time. So the obvious name for a doormat would be, in fact, Mat. Pretty original, if you ask us.
Typical mat. Jokes aside. This wordplay is so obvious that it actually makes you smile. The question does remain though - did the designer of this message miss out an "A" by accident? As in "Hey, I'm a Mat." Or did they miss out another "T" by accident? As in, "Hey, I'm Matt?" Either way, we're unsatisfied.
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
Who needs small talk when you have a doormat that sparks conversations? Your friends, neighbors, and delivery men won't be able to resist chuckling at this clever wordplay. It has the potential to become the talk of the block! Face it, we’ve all been there.
Remember those painful dinners, a smile plastered for your guests when all you want is for everyone to leave? Worry no more because this doormat’s got your back. If you can’t bring yourself to just tell people to leave, silently point at the doormat next time. Message received, loud and clear!
This Isn't a Raid...
It's always helpful to have a nice tuneful doorbell. If you don't have that, well, one just resorts to knocking. However, just a gentle knock will suffice. You really don't need to bang the door down. Perhaps these folks had some run-in with the law in the past and have since been traumatized.
There are some neighborhoods in America where doors are routinely getting knocked out. So maybe, just maybe, officers of the law will be a bit more considerate when they are given a search warrant and want to break into a suspect's home. Police need manners too, you know!
Sassy House Cat Speaks Out
If you’ve ever wondered what your cat thinks about you, this rant comes pretty close we think. Not like we presume to know the mind of cats. We wouldn’t dare. That kind of audacity is a sure-shot way of getting bit. Still, the world needs more sassy house cats spilling the beans on humans.
The reviews are 100% honest and mince no words - ideal for guests who like to know what they’re walking into! Nobody likes nasty surprises at dinner. The doormat might in fact be too small for all the things this cat needs to get off its furry chest.
Never Forget a Thing
Say hello to the cutest and most functional doormat you've ever laid eyes on! The endearing checklist ensures you'll never forget the essentials when you leave your house. Tick off each item on the checklist, and you're all set to conquer the day!
Whether you're a busy mom juggling a thousand tasks, a professional on the go, or someone who's just a tad forgetful (we all are sometimes!), everyone needs this doormat! Now the only problem is actually remembering to read the list because we know how that goes every time! Write a list. Instantly forget about it. Without fail.
Shut It
Are you finding that folks are a little loud and annoying? Well, this mat makes perfect use of a little wordplay to tell you to "zip it." It works both in that way and also when someone is leaving your home after a visit. Yes, in fact, they do need to "shut the front door," and in more ways than one!
We absolutely love how the letters are in all caps and the font is like something out of an old tavern from a wild west movie. Talk about "the good, the bad, and the plain ol' hilarious." Use it wisely!
Check The Neighbors
This is an excellent way to avoid robbery. There are perhaps better ways to ensure your security...but this might be the cheapest. But also, it is very inconsiderate of your neighbors. But that's the stereotype, right? So many of us have neighbors who we are not so keen on.
So would it be the worst thing in the world if they got robbed instead of us? Better them than us, aren't we right? Well, now that we mention it, it would be pretty bad. Unless the criminals think it's ironic, in which case, that's a great way to get robbed.
Step Into a House of Binary Warmth
Are you fascinated by the language of computers and the world of programming? Can you think of nothing sweeter than embracing the geek within? This doormat is perfect for you! The design features a stylish 'Welcome' spelled out in the magical language of computers – Binary!
For the uninitiated, binary is the backbone of all digital communication, where 0s and 1s create a beautiful symphony of data. And now, it welcomes you, your friends, and other fellow tech enthusiasts with open arms! What a statement piece for your home. Besides being an absolute conversation starter, this doormat oozes effortless geek chic.
This Ain't A Kennel
Nobody wants dirty tracks in the house. Whether they belong to a dog's paw or to a human's feet, those things need to be wiped clean before entering. Let this be a fair warning to be both dog and man before entering this pristine, homely haven.
To be honest, though, this sign is really bothering us. After all, humans do not have paws. They have feet (normally with shoes on them). So that means that this doormat is directed toward dogs. And as far as we know, dogs are not able to read and so this doormat is pretty useless.
The Force Is Strong With This Doormat
If you're on a quest for the coolest doormat in the galaxy, look no further! This Yoda gem keeps dirt away. It also brings Star Wars flair to your home. The force is strong with this one! It's a gentle reminder to all who enter your home to mind their manners.
Be on your best behavior because you never know when a Jedi Master is watching. In matters of guest etiquette, seek Yoda's advice you must! This masterpiece takes the art of the Jedi mind trick to a whole new level. Your visitors won't know whether to giggle, obey his wise command, or feel offended.
Hello, Watermelon
This doormat doesn't need words. A scrumptious-looking watermelon is all you need to create a welcoming atmosphere. Especially one with a nice bite out of it! That's the kind of doormat that says "Stay as long say you want."
But what happens if, all of a sudden, you're a guest that is craving some juicy watermelon, and the host actually doesn't have any at this moment in time? What are you supposed to do? Pretend that you are still excited to be there. Or are you going to leave that instant, hit the nearest grocery store and buy some huge, round, green and red goodness for yourself? We know what we would do.
A Friendly Reminder
Is that Homer Simpson moonlighting as a doormat model? We can't help but wonder if our favorite animated dad has taken on a new gig outside Springfield in a strange new avatar! This doormat seems to be practically telling people to shut up or get out before the claws come out.
Take the hint, already! Hospitality is great. Honesty is even better. This doormat’s ideal for folks who aren't afraid to mince words. Welcome to our house, but don’t be jerks or overstay your welcome. Conversation starter or crabby welcome, this one will leave guests thoroughly confused. Fun times, guaranteed!
All Aboard
Everyone needs their own personalized doormat to truly feel at home. So if you're a pilot or in any way part of the cabin crew, this is the doormat for you. Either that, or if you have ever simply stepped foot into an airport and need directions to get to find your plane, then this will also bring back memories.
And it makes perfect sense! Arrivals are pointing toward the home and departures are pointing away from it! Seriously, how genius is that? Well, maybe not that genius. But it still tickles our brain a little. Just don't forget to never overstay your arrival.
Pet Haven
Having pets is no walk in the park. All the wonderful cuddling and petting aside, the cleanup is some work, and your home will most likely be covered in fluff. That's not everyone's cup of tea. At least this doormat does you the courtesy of warning you. If you enter, you may very likely be sitting on a couch of dog hair.
We get the impression though that anyone who is visiting this host is either a friend or a family. In that case, they probably already know that they own a dog (or two). And therefore, they probably already know that there's dog hair all over the home. So why do you need a doormat to tell us this?
Bring The Moves
Now we're talking. This is seriously a great question. If you're going to be a guest at this house, you should be grooving all the way to the door and boogying your way into that house! That's how you greet someone. This is the perfect doormat to kick off a house party.
Good vibes all around. What the owner of this doormat really wants is to stare through the peephole to spy on visitors who are waiting to be let in. The plan is that they will see the message on the door mat, and they will start to dance uncontrollably, completely unaware that the host is watching them from the inside!
Wine Time
Listen, having people over is work. Cleaning for one, chatting, snacks, etc. These things require time and energy, so the least you could do is not show up empty-handed. Of course, the only thing we want to see in your hand is a sweet bottle of grown-up grape juice.
One thing we are very sure of in this situation is that there are two dogs that are ready to clean up after their owners. By that, we mean that if anyone throws up after drinking way to much wine. The dogs will be happy to lick it all up. We're at least talking from our own experiences.
This Stinks
Truth be told, we believe we have seen funnier doormat puns in our lifetimes. But still, this earned the right of being on included on this list. After all, no one wants unwanted gas, sorry, we mean guest! It's not even grammatically correct.
But all jokes aside, we think it's funny that sometimes, we just aren't that excited about the person standing on the other side of the front door. Maybe we regret inviting them. Or maybe they just turned up uninvited and the last thing we want them to do is to step foot inside our humble abode. And maybe, it's because they smell.
Phase Out
There are a couple of ways that one could interpret the following doormat sign. We guess this is some sort of reassurance to the visitor that whatever bad things they are currently going through, that this too shall pass. Therefore, it is just a phase.
Or maybe they are talking about the daunting prospect of having to step foot into the house. Don't worry buddy, this visit won't last forever. It's just a phase! Surely it needs to have one of these meanings. Well, we see the different shapes of the moon going from left to right. Maybe it's something to do with that. Are we still off? Surely not.
Like Dogs Do It
We're not quite sure about the implications of this doormat. We sincerely hope that no one entering that house is doing any butt sniffing and all sniffing action is limited exclusively to the dogs of that household. Of course, this is a typical way for man's best friends to greet one another.
Who knows? Maybe this is the doormat for a doghouse? In which case, that would be pretty perfect. At the very least, this doormat is telling us that there are at least a couple of dogs living in this house. And if you've got a bone to pick with that, well then shame on you!
Straight to It
If you ever have trouble reading the room, don't worry, here you won't have to. In fact, you won't even be entering that room as this extremely unwelcoming home will make sure of that. Don't even knock, just look down, take your cue and leave.
Why this person ended up showing up in the first place is a little beyond us. But then again, doormats are usually supposed to either welcome the visitor or warn them about something. Instead, this one just tells the visitor to turn around and go in the other direction. Well, they say it in just one word.
Way to Keep the Guests Arriving
Home decor has reached a whole new level of cuteness! This doormat not only adds a touch of playful charm to your entryway but also sets the stage for the ultimate dog-loving household. We love an adorable canine alert - the best way for visitors to know they're entering a territory of zoomies, scratches, licks, and kisses.
Paw-sitive vibes only, please! No ordinary doormat, this. It’s a celebration of the unconditional love, loyalty, and endless joy that our furry companions bring into our lives. Also, who needs high-tech security systems when you have a troop of attentive Golden Retrievers? Just saying!
A Warm Welcome Every Time
Why, aren’t you an absolute treat? Call us crazy but this doormat makes our heart skip a beat! Coming home has never been sweeter. Whether you've had a good day or a challenging one, this doormat has the magical ability to put a smile on your face. It's like getting the warmest hug right at your doorstep.
All of us could do with daily affirmations of our beauty and worthiness. It’s the best way to start and end a day. A dose of positivity and confidence booster every time you step in or out. It’s a win-win situation for both your heart and feet.
The Twins
Having a newborn baby is no joke. They cry all the time. You need to feed them, well, all the time. And they are exceptionally messy. And yet, having twins is a whole other story. Sleep becomes one of the most valuable things in the home, so don't dare show up to that house and ruin the few precious moments of peaceful babes.
That's why if you do have twins or more than one young child, it might make sense to warn visitors about it with a neat little message on the doormat. Like this one, for example. You have been warned! That family deserves some shut-eye.
The Rebel Alliance
We have no doubt in our minds that this doormat is referencing "Star Wars" in some shape or form. After all, you can't have the Galactic Empire without having the Rebel Alliance - or the Rebellion, as some people in the galaxy like to call it.
So if you like the stories of Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, Han Solo, and all the other incredible characters, you better make sure you have a doormat that has an appropriately Star Wars-y message. Take this guy, for example, who has complete and utter faith that his visitors are on the right side of the Force.
Always a Silver Lining
Well, they do say everyone comes into your life for a reason, right? This doormat takes the concept further. Everyone brings joy simply by their presence or absence. What a delightfully evil twist on finding happiness! It's like a welcome sign and a quirky rating system for guests all in one.
Some bring joy by staying and filling the home with laughter, while others provide sweet relief when they leave! It's all about embracing the happiness they bring - in whatever form it takes. The mat is genius, though Pollyanna wouldn’t be pleased with this warped version of her Glad Game.
All Hands on Deck
New parents alert, and they’re not messing around! If you’re not careful, the message at the door invites you to a game of babysitting roulette. Do you dare wake the babies and be put on diaper duty? Or tread lightly and enjoy a peaceful visit?
You visit, you mess up, you help out. There’s no other way around it. Oh, the joys of parenthood. It’s all oohing and aahing, and fun and games until someone goes and wakes the baby. Might be best to visit these folks another time, if you ask us. We’ll put you down for Sunday, four years from now.
Pump Up the Jam
Did you sing and bust a move while reading it too? Can anyone resist the urge to dance when they see the invitation to "Push it real good?" Salt N Pepa would approve! Maybe they have this doormat at home already. This house is a party zone, and the doormat is the ultimate dance command!
You push the doorbell, and the music starts, no ifs or buts! It's the perfect way to get the celebration started. The doormat turns every visit into a chance to party like it’s the ‘90s – the good old days when MTV played music and we watched music on loop and never got bored. Take us back!
A Cat Owner’s Dream Come True
We all know that feeling of coming home after a long day and being greeted by our cats. But imagine having that adorable face waiting for you even before you step inside! This house is kitty haven, where the doormat becomes a playful game of cat doppelgänger spotting!
It’s almost like a little preview to the joy that awaits you inside. Can you tell the difference between the real cat and its doormat twin? Coincidence or cosmic connection? Whichever way you choose to see it, there’s no denying the incredible bond the two of you share. And that’s always a cause for celebration.
Math Meets Welcome Mat
A sight that's sure to make your inner math nerd rejoice – this doormat looks like a protractor. Remember protractors and geometry boxes from the days of yore? How perfect for math whizzes constantly solving equations and calculating angles on the go!
But some guests (present company included) might see this and immediately feel stressed out. Raise your hands if you still have vivid nightmares about failing a math exam! It makes you think twice before approaching this doorstep. Maybe that was the plan all along? The evil genius who came up with this knows that nothing gets people running away faster than a math equation.
Tread Carefully, Ants at Work
The last thing you expect to find on your porch is a colony of ants. A scientist definitely lives here, and they’re making a statement. Unlike other doormats, this one doesn’t appreciate being stepped on. Why? It’s never cool to step on ants – only the most hard-working, industrious creatures in existence.
Alternatively, is there a trail here somewhere to the Ginger Bread House? Or is the doormat a clever disguise for Ant-Man’s secret lair? Maybe he’s lurking around, shrinking and growing in size right before our eyes. Then again, it could be a sign of a storm brewing – urging visitors to walk in, take shelter, or just go home already.
Cabin Life Vibes
Cabin connoisseurs and nature enthusiasts – have you heard about the hottest doormat in the woods? This cabin owner keeps things entertaining and exclusive. The message isn't lost on anyone, from curious hikers to lost campers. Like, we get you're tiptoeing through the woods but this cabin is off-limits, man!
The message perfectly reflects the cabin owner’s personality – chill with just the right amount of assertiveness. He’s not your average crazy old man in the woods yelling at you to get off his property. He's better than that. He keeps it light-hearted. Friendly and chilled out but not averse to showing you who’s boss either.
Cookie Pop-Ups in Real Life
The "Cookie Consent" doormat leaves visitors craving more than just chocolate chip goodness! This home may use cookies to ensure visitors have the best experience possible, the doormat declares in the style of a privacy policy! It's a brilliant play on digital lingo and good old-fashioned hospitality.
The user experience in this house already sounds smooth and sweet! By continuing past the doormat, you're indicating your acceptance of the 'cookie' policy – and who could resist such a tasty deal? We wholeheartedly accept the cookies, no questions asked. If only websites could make the process as appealing and appetizing. Wishful thinking, we know.
Slobbery Goodness Alert!
Brace yourselves for an overdose of puppy love and a whole lot of slobbery goodness! The doormat is a charming prelude to the ultimate wet kisses from the four-legged resident in this house. It’s a delightful twist to the classic "Beware of Dog" sign, but instead of intimidation, this doormat brings nothing but heartwarming smiles.
By walking past the threshold, you're willingly signing up for a slobbery lovefest. This is an offer you can't and won’t resist! One can imagine neighbors, loved ones, and random visitors stopping by all the time for their daily dose of serotonin. This house is the neighborhood hub of joy.
Where Are Your Manners?
We spoke with the cat servant (sorry, “owner”), and it seems they wanted to embrace their feline friends' quirky ways. The mat perfectly shows off their sassy personalities to anyone who dares to enter their domain. It's a brilliant play on the traditional "Please Knock" sign, but instead of expecting a human response, it's all about the feline residents that may or may not be lounging in all their natural glory.
By knocking, you're alerting the regal rulers of the house. They appreciate the courtesy, albeit begrudgingly. Remember to knock. And none of that loud, uncivilized banging on the door either. Show some respect.
Mudder Knows Best
You know how it is – when you're out exploring, mud is inevitable, and we're all about embracing the mess. But Mudder hen won’t be pleased! Even as we smile at the witty doormat and imagine Mudder throwing a mild fit about muddy boots, we can't help but feel a deep appreciation for the connection between "mudder" and "mother."
“Mudder" embodies the courage to explore, get a little messy, and embrace life's imperfections. But all of us know that every fun, mud-soaked step leads us back to Mom – waiting to give us an earful and proceeding to fuss over us anyway.
Join the Cosmic Party
If you’re a huge Star Wars fans, why not welcome guests to your own little empire in a fun way? Instead of the usual warm and fuzzy greeting, this doormat invites you to embrace your inner Vader. A portal to the dark side – but don't worry, there’s probably no evil plot here.
The cosmic mat transports visitors into a world where the force of laughter is strong, and silly shenanigans rule the day! It's a quirky invitation to leave your troubles behind and allow the light-heartedness of the dark side in. We tend to take life too seriously anyway. Embrace the silliness and may the laughter be with you!
The Doormat That Solves Your Socializing Dilemmas
We've all been in situations where we're excited to greet certain people at our door with open arms, while others make us want to slip away into the shadows like a secret ninja. Well, this doormat understands that dilemma all too well.
The perfect blend of hospitality and honesty, wrapped up in a neat little package. Perhaps you have that one friend who always shows up unannounced with their latest life drama. Or salespeople who knock on your door at the most inconvenient times. You can't be rude, but you also can't be their next customer. It's all about managing expectations.
Embrace Your Inner Villain
You might be wondering, who in their right mind would proudly announce their nefarious tendencies to the world? Well, you'd be surprised! This doormat is for those who embrace their mischievous side with a devious grin and an evil laugh. First things first, this doormat serves as the perfect disguise.
Imagine those door-to-door salespeople approaching your door, expecting a friendly smile and a potential customer. Their enthusiasm slowly turns into confusion, and they take a cautious step back. This doormat provides endless entertainment. It also sets the tone for the kind of shenanigans guests might encounter inside. They were warned They knew what they signed up for.
Wigglebutts Unleashed
Wigglebutts are dogs who simply can't contain their excitement when they see you or anyone else. And the cute pup in the background is the ultimate Wigglebutt ambassador! With those big, soulful eyes and that wagging tail that could power a wind turbine, this furry guardian is here to ensure that anyone crossing the threshold is welcomed with warmth and affection.
Behind this door lies a world of puppy love and fuzzy cuddles. As you step inside, prepare to be showered with an abundance of love. This “warning” is more of an invitation to enter a world of pure puppy magic.
Of Dad Jokes and Good Times
If you thought your visit to this house would be ordinary, think again! You're about to enter a realm of puns, one-liners, and quirky humor that only a dad could conjure. And why not? Nothing like a boundless arsenal of dad jokes that can make any moment a facepalm moment, in a good way of course!
We’ve long realized that jokes are a dad’s love language. It’s how they connect with their loved ones. With every punny punchline, they're showing that they care and that they want to make you smile. Here’s to dads everywhere for always keeping the joy alive.
The Anti-Morning Doormat
Are you tired of cutesy doormats that greet you with a cheery "Good morning" or "Welcome"? Let's face it, mornings are overrated. Who needs sunshine and birds chirping when you can wallow in dark clouds of gloom over a shot of espresso? This doormat ensures that anyone who approaches your doorstep knows exactly where you stand on the whole morning thing.
Hey, it's your home, your space, and your sense of humor. Not everyone is a morning person, and that's okay. If you can’t rant out loud, who’s to say you can’t express your morning woes in the snarkiest, most charming way possible?
Cheeky and Proud
Oh, we see you with that mischievous glint in your eye. You've stumbled upon a household that's not afraid to get a little frisky. Now that’s what we call a saucy welcome. Cue your guests blushing, giggling, offended, and thoroughly confused! It’s probably not as scandalous as it sounds.
Are you huffing and puffing over how inappropriate this is? Sounds like you need this doormat more than anyone else! Stop taking everything so seriously. It’s a joke and a nod to our carefree and uninhibited sides. Life's too short to worry about what others might think. A little cheekiness never hurt anyone.
Every Hour Is Happy Hour
Raise your hand if you've ever dreamt of a world where happy hour never ends! “Knock Knock. It's Gin O'Clock" says the party never has to stop. Imagine coming home after a long day at work, tired and in need of a pick-me-up. Guess what?
This doormat is your personal cue to kick off your shoes, grab that favorite gin concoction, and unwind like the gin-loving royalty you are. It's not just about the gin; it's about the spirit behind it all (pun intended). When friends and family see this doormat, they know they're in for a good time.
Handle With Care and Humor
Here’s a reminder that humor can save the day (and your deliveries)! This doormat sets the rules for parcel handling, and the wit is on point! "Drop it like it's hot," it says, encouraging you to strut your stuff with confidence. But wait! There's a caveat—"Unless it says Fragile." Cue the cautious tiptoeing.
Your online orders are precious treasures, and you'll be darned if they get a single scratch. The message is a wink from the universe to every delivery person, reminding them to handle those items with the gentle touch they deserve. And if they appreciate a good pun, you’ll also have made someone’s day!
Parenting Realities Revealed
If you've ever wondered what life is like in a house with kids, this doormat is it! You can't help but chuckle at the blunt honesty of it all. Parenthood has a way of turning even the most organized homes into delightful chaos, and this doormat isn't afraid to spill the beans. Sanity, what sanity? Other parents will nod in agreement.
Some might laugh at how crazy things can get while others reconsider their life choices for a moment! Beyond the humor, this doormat is a celebration of the beautiful mess that comes with raising kids. It’s a badge of honor, proudly worn by those who embraced the chaos and wouldn't have it any other way.
Coffee to the Rescue
You're at the doorstep, ready to take on the day, but life throws a curveball. Simply existing can be a rollercoaster ride, and this doormat gets it. Whether it's a hectic workday, a never-ending to-do list, or just one of those "off" days, coffee is there to save the day.
It's the liquid fuel that ignites your energy and creativity, turning you from a drowsy sloth into a caffeinated dynamo. When life happens and you need that extra boost, just glance down at your doormat, and know that a delicious cup of coffee is just moments away. In coffee, we trust. Life, not so much!
When Days Seem to Stretch On
You've had one of those marathon days, haven't you? The kind of day that seems to stretch on endlessly. This doormat knows exactly what you’ve been going through, and who better than dachshunds – experts at navigating long stretches – to make the pain go away?
Just like us during those never-ending days, dachshunds never let the length of anything hold them back. Look at them strutting around, even with elongated bodies and tiny legs. Remember you're not alone in tackling the ups and downs, the highs and lows, the long and short of life. You’re home now and things will be alright!
Well, Which One Is It?
Alright, delivery drivers, it's time to settle one of the most iconic TV debates of all time—were Ross and Rachel really on a break? We know you're busy dropping off packages left and right, but this is important. This ultimate "Friends" conundrum needs your opinion.
Think of it as delivering a small piece of pop culture wisdom to each doorstep. Of being part of a global community and running debate—a true "Friends" legacy. In the spirit of Ross and Rachel, let's remember that sometimes relationships have their ups and downs. In the meantime, you always have the option to make a delivery person’s day.
Not a Shoe In
So, you’re strutting up to the door with your "dope" shoes, thinking you're a fashion trailblazer. This household doesn’t care. The doormat has spoken. Your shoes might be amazing but there’s no room for them inside the house.
If you go beyond the snark, there's a message to be heard – a friendly reminder to leave the dirt and grime at the doorstep, protecting the pristine floors inside. Hey, you can be fashionable and practical at the same time. Even the most fabulous shoes need to mind their manners at the door. So, step up, take off those shoes, and enter.
Making the Cut
Are you as excited and as confused about this message? Tryouts for what exactly? Consider this a chance to leave a lasting impression on your fun host. But what does that mean really? That is the beauty of it—you are about to find out!
Is it a dance-off, a karaoke showdown, or a test of your best knock-knock jokes? Who knows! Go wild and be yourself! Think of it as that rare golden ticket to someone’s house. Let's not forget the doormat's cheeky charm—it's like having a personal cheerleader, cheering you on to bring your A-game and enjoy every moment.
Truth Bombs At Your Doorstep
Who needs a generic "Welcome" when you can have a doormat that sets the record straight? Say goodbye to those flowery "Welcome" mats that try to sugarcoat the reality of life. Introducing the brutally honest doormat for those who dare. We don't believe in faking it here.
What you see is what you get. No fluff, no pretense—just the unfiltered truth at your doorstep. It's not about being rude; it's about being refreshingly real. You know you're entering a zone of authenticity and no-nonsense conversations. No need to tiptoe around the truth in this house. Honestly (pun intended) that's refreshing and a little bit terrifying.