The Fishman
We ask ourselves, Is it that family standards have changed over the years, or have husbands’ expectations just fallen down the drain? If years ago, a man would arrive at work witha three-course meal containing an appetizer, main dish, and dessert, these days, it all sums up to the main dish. And only the protein part, no carns involved.
It is known all over the world that a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach; however, how many fish do you think he could get in there in one serving, and how happy are they going to be?
What Is Wrong Here?
We don't know why it beets us, but this dad leaves dolls like this around the house, and he adds notes to them. We find it a little spooky and quite disturbing. How does this person, who claims her dad leaves these dols every day alongside the notes, know for a fact that it's her dad?
Maybe it is the cast of some horror movie that came to life and decided to bring Halloween early this year? If it were us, we would lock the bedroom door as soon as possible, assuring none of these Chucky creatures make their way to us.
His Message Is Spot-On
Until this next one, we believe that all notes left by fathers are sophisticated, intelligent, and seriously funny. And then this happened; we apriciate the fact that the father wants to keep the energy bills low, especially during the cold winter month, but what made him think that leaving a note like this by the heater would make any of his lazy teenagers keep the heating low?
We would suggest placing something like this on their mobile phone or computer. By useing permanent glue, one can save themselves a low energy bill for this coming winter. One more question: Was this supposed to be "Hi" or "High?"
Health Expert
There comes a time in life when a man has to realize that it is time to let things go. According to this, the dime hasn't dropped here, and to be honest, we find it hard to believe he won't keep doing the same thing next Valentine's Day, too.
If there had been a nice piece of jewelry involved, or maybe two tickets to see a show and one bottle of wine, then a scenario like this could have been forgiven; however, we are dealing with a smash burger, and we are not sure french fried, and we are not sure french fried were involved here. Maybe we should be impressed by the fact that he printed the card and that it's not handwritten.
Dad's Skills And Services
If the note looks familiar, it’s because it is from the famous trilogy film franchise, Taken, and the dad sure had his own version of it. The note may not be as thrilling, but it still is scary for a millennial kid. The WiFi network keeps them connected to their world, and to be given no access to it will definitely put an end to their social life.
But all the dad is asking the child to clean up the kitchen mess he left. Surely, that would be an easy mission to carry out. Props to the dad for being creative and, of course, being humorous.