Are We On Time?
The New York trains are notorious for not keeping to a very strict schedule. So what happens when you’re below ground without cell service and still wondering if you’ll make your appointment on time? Hopefully, you’re riding with a lady like this and her Flava Flave-inspired style.
She’s got some bling and some helpful information with her today, because someone will eventually need to know what time it is. Does it work, though? Or is it just a fancy bag? Whether this train is late or not, this lady is gonna be a talking point for some time to come.
Lettuce Head
We all talk about going natural and working with sustainable materials, but this lady has taken that idea to the next level. Forget hats of felt or cotton, this woman is literally a head of lettuce, wearing a great leaf as her hat of the day. Maybe you can absorb more nutrients this way.
But it doesn't look like she's offering anyone any explanations. Hopefully, she has a whole head of lettuce at home so she can replace her accessory as needed. Fresh veggies degrade pretty quickly, which is the point, but in this case, can also be a problem.
Serious Game Time
This guy must have been in the middle of some serious questing with no safe savable moment in sight. He's just up and taken his entire Xbox on his real-life journey with him, so he doesn't have to give up a minute. No lost time or momentum for him. Maybe his commute today is particularly long and this, while not the most portable, was still his best option.
I mean, wouldn't a Nintendo Switch of a Gameboy have made more sense? I know, he wasn't playing a Nintendo game, but this was quite the heavy load to drag down all those subway steps.
Tools of the Trade
So, it's not unusual to see someone putting their makeup on in the morning on public transit. It's actually one of the more normal things a person can get caught doing. But this lady is in a league of her own. She seems to have forgotten a few tools at home and is putting her face on with a butter knife this morning.
We hope it's working the way she wants because we'll never know what the final look was supposed to be. All we're left with is this image and the sincere wish that no one was harmed in the making of this beautiful makeover.
The Red Ranger
It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it’s the Red Power Ranger on the train because there is no emergency, so he doesn't have to get around very fast (we're just guessing here) and he has plenty of time to get on the train and get the other commuters to wonder what the hell is this dude thinking.
We can only hope the other rangers aren't waiting on their leader because he may not make it for a while. Maybe you've seen the other rangers on your commute, though we'd guess it's not particularly often, no matter the color. Hopefully, he's just on his way home like everyone else.