The Proper Kind of Name
Whether or not Perry Picasso chose the name as his moniker or if it’s actually his real name, but it’s the right kind of name for a guy like him. Pablo Picasso was a famous painter who did all sorts of amazing paintings, some of them with plenty of straight lines. On the other hand, there were a whole lot of his paintings that had all kinds of curves and twirls in them.
Quick, somebody get an art major in here, we need help. Perry Picasso loves to go all over the place, unless he’s painting, and it’s also kind of funny that he also has braces – not even his teeth are straight. That’s the kind of thing hopefully will be fixed after enough time, though.
It's Not Required or Anything
There are a lot of people required to dress a certain way, but it turns out that this gal isn’t one of them. No, she’s just doing it because she knows that if she dressed the same way as all the other girls, none of them would get any attention from the studs walking the halls. They would only have eyes for her, and she just couldn’t bear the weight of all that attention.
Plus, she wanted to do something nice for all the other girls in school with her. Speaking seriously, it takes a good bit of confidence to talk about something that might be compulsory for her in such a witty, irreverent manner. There’s a small chance she could get some chastising for saying such a thing, but we’re proud of her being able to say something funny.
Why Yes, We ARE Jealous
Wearing a hijab – a traditional hair or head covering worn by many Muslim women in a number of different styles – at first seems like a bummer, but there are plenty of great advantages. It doesn’t matter who you are, you’ve probably rolled out of bed and crawled into the bathroom, still blinking the sleep from your eyes, only to see a ridiculous creature staring back at you from the mirror, hair all a-tangle.
Those who wear the hijab still have to deal with it – their hair is still attached to their head, after all – but they don’t have to worry about anyone else bringing it up. Out of sight, out of mind. Plus, think of the nice colors and patterns you can add to your outfit. They’re an accessorizer’s dream.
And He Can Write with His Eyes Closed
Can you imagine how many times this poor guy got asked if he was actually able to see during his time in school? Kids can be cruel, we all know this. And yet, after all that time, Jonathan Hara was able to take a big breath and poke a little fun at himself in his senior yearbook quote.
It looks like he’s constantly staring into the sun, which must be nice if he’s ACTUALLY staring into the sun – he’ll look exactly the same. Think of all the money he can save on sunglasses through his whole life. And, once he’s older, he’ll look like a wizened master that is ready to dispense wisdom to the grasshoppers at his dojo, so they can eventually avenge his life. No, we haven’t been watching too many kung fu movies, why do you ask?
Twin Humor Makes Us Laugh Twice as Hard
While this computed command humor might be a little outdated now, back when these pictures were taken, it was the height of comedy. Take a look at the styles these identical twins have: Wide white dress shirts, one of them wearing a collar. They have the wild, ragged, spiky ‘dos of the middle of the millennium’s first decade, and the soul patches to match – though they are small and subtle.
Yes, these pictures are from some time ago, back before all of us had heard all the best gags of our new, connected age. These two decided to make the best of their nearly identical pictures. Oddly, their hairstyles are reversed. Is there a command for that? Almost certainly in a program like photoshop, but that might be all.