Turns Out You Can Lie in a Quote
Carlos Ramirez is a staunch Dallas Cowboys fan, which means he’s also wrong about a lot of things. Like who America’s team is, and whether or not Dez Bryant caught it in the 2014 NFC Divisional playoff game on January 11th against the Green Bay Packers – America’s actual team. It was just another moment in a long rivalry between these two teams, and this one was quite recent – even young fans like Carlos aren’t likely to forget it soon.
It’s just too bad for Dez Bryant, the Cowboys, and Carlos that the rules were pretty clear in that Dez didn’t maintain possession. Yes, the rules were changed afterward, but at that point it was cut and dry. Plus, Rodgers was doing great that day, you really think the Cowboys would have won? We don’t think so.
Something to Go Back To
Lots of people leave pithy quotes or snarky goodbyes in their senior yearbook quotes. Not Mason Goodman, no sir. He, instead left what appears to be a recipe for pancakes as his quote. We’re surprised he had all that space to work with. Strangely, most pancake recipes don’t include things like egg and milk – maybe it’s a family recipe.
This is a good option since not only will people see the recipe while looking for their own pictures and give it a try when they have the munchies, but Mason now knows exactly where this recipe is at all given times – it’s right next to a picture of him wearing a tuxedo. Once he’s in college, he can just flip open the book and start mixing. The recipe’s pretty easy, too. Everything you need for a quick breakfast.
Watch Out
Abigail tells us the truth behind redheads – they’re trouble. They’re a genetic aberration that we nevertheless allow to continue, and we love ‘em, but they can really prove to be hot headed in more than one way. Among all the browns and blacks and blondes that are wandering the halls at school, gingers are easy to spot.
Maybe that means you need to keep an eye on them, so they don’t do something they’re going to regret. Or something that YOU are going to regret. Abigail is looking at the camera like she knows what she did, and she has a smile that tells us she doesn’t really care. Combined with that quote, we would put a little money down on the idea that her parents are happy she’ll be going off to college soon.
A Fifty-Fifty Chance
We have a big question when it comes to the quote left by this young lady, and we’re not sure the best way to ask it. We don’t know if she’s being serious or not. The quote has a couple of issues: for one, something doesn’t get on a pet peeve, a pet peeve is just a thing you don’t like. Pet peeve is also made plural, but it’s not like that actually makes it worse.
There’s also that random apostrophe that is hanging around the word “it” like a moon. It shouldn’t be there. We sadly know that it’s all too likely that this blonde was being sincere when she wrote this quote, but we feel like it’s just as likely that it was a joke – even if this did happen a lot, it’s a really strange thing to put in your senior yearbook.
Couldn’t Be Bothered
Mia Bobias had plenty of other things on her mind than coming up with a good senior yearbook quote. Maybe she was busy at a club or practicing for a play – we don’t know, since there’s no other information available to us. We know she has a megawatt smile and some lovely choices for jewelry, but that’s about all.
Maybe she was too ready to leave high school to give the yearbook club a quote that nobody would really care about or look back on fondly in the years to come. Still, she managed to leave something that was just unique enough to catch our interest. While everybody else was trying their teenage best to drop some knowledge, Mia knew where the real knowledge was – somewhere else. And then she went there.