A Fifty-Fifty Chance
We have a big question when it comes to the quote left by this young lady, and we’re not sure the best way to ask it. We don’t know if she’s being serious or not. The quote has a couple of issues: for one, something doesn’t get on a pet peeve, a pet peeve is just a thing you don’t like. Pet peeve is also made plural, but it’s not like that actually makes it worse.
There’s also that random apostrophe that is hanging around the word “it” like a moon. It shouldn’t be there. We sadly know that it’s all too likely that this blonde was being sincere when she wrote this quote, but we feel like it’s just as likely that it was a joke – even if this did happen a lot, it’s a really strange thing to put in your senior yearbook.
Watch Out
Abigail tells us the truth behind redheads – they’re trouble. They’re a genetic aberration that we nevertheless allow to continue, and we love ‘em, but they can really prove to be hot headed in more than one way. Among all the browns and blacks and blondes that are wandering the halls at school, gingers are easy to spot.
Maybe that means you need to keep an eye on them, so they don’t do something they’re going to regret. Or something that YOU are going to regret. Abigail is looking at the camera like she knows what she did, and she has a smile that tells us she doesn’t really care. Combined with that quote, we would put a little money down on the idea that her parents are happy she’ll be going off to college soon.
Turns Out You Can Lie in a Quote
Carlos Ramirez is a staunch Dallas Cowboys fan, which means he’s also wrong about a lot of things. Like who America’s team is, and whether or not Dez Bryant caught it in the 2014 NFC Divisional playoff game on January 11th against the Green Bay Packers – America’s actual team. It was just another moment in a long rivalry between these two teams, and this one was quite recent – even young fans like Carlos aren’t likely to forget it soon.
It’s just too bad for Dez Bryant, the Cowboys, and Carlos that the rules were pretty clear in that Dez didn’t maintain possession. Yes, the rules were changed afterward, but at that point it was cut and dry. Plus, Rodgers was doing great that day, you really think the Cowboys would have won? We don’t think so.
Couldn’t Be Bothered
Mia Bobias had plenty of other things on her mind than coming up with a good senior yearbook quote. Maybe she was busy at a club or practicing for a play – we don’t know, since there’s no other information available to us. We know she has a megawatt smile and some lovely choices for jewelry, but that’s about all.
Maybe she was too ready to leave high school to give the yearbook club a quote that nobody would really care about or look back on fondly in the years to come. Still, she managed to leave something that was just unique enough to catch our interest. While everybody else was trying their teenage best to drop some knowledge, Mia knew where the real knowledge was – somewhere else. And then she went there.
Yeah, Because We’ve Never Regretted Electing Anybody Before
From just one image, and one quote, we sort of already don’t like Lauren Cazares all that much. She looks like the kind of person that everybody knows but nobody really likes. Hey, just like a president. She was the present of the class, and she found it necessary to point out that she still got elected in her senior yearbook quote.
We feel like college is going to be a rough transition time for Lauren, when she realizes that she was in a small pond before, and you have to actually be likable to continue with the career in politics. Or you have to at least pretend to be likable. Lots of people can be charmed by someone who smiles and kisses babies and eats ice cream, but that doesn’t make him or her a good leader.