We Guess Not Everyone Has Seen It
Look, some people just don’t have the time to watch “The Office” and only “The Office” during all of their free time. Some people have jobs to go to, or sports to play, or symphonies to write, or something like that. But everybody else has quotes from the show, what is a graduating guy supposed to do?
This young man decided the best option would be to make something up. He even threw some shade on the people who think quoting one of the most popular shows ever makes them special or quirky. Oddly, including a quote that made fun of people trying to be quirky is, in itself, what a lot of people would call quirky. Nobody can get away from it, even if they try.
Please Stop Calling Me
Kids these days – and even people getting up toward their thirties – love the show “Spongebob Squarepants.” Lots of people do, even if it has gotten on plenty of parent’s nerves due to how much it’s on the TV. A couple of kids decided to have some fun with the senior yearbook quotes.
Gal on the left is the caller, guy on the right picks up the phone. The names have been covered over in order to protect their identities, but how great would it be if the guy on the right was actually named Patrick? It would almost be too good to be true. We’re trying to look at the tiny bit of text we can see, but we can’t see anything concrete. If anything, the little bit we have might just shoot the theory down.
A Little More to Go
Rithika Katpally has just finished high school, and there’s plenty of celebration. Not from her grandma, though, who is expecting Ms. Katpally to put on a white lab coat, loop a stethoscope around her neck, and start treating people who come in with boo-boos. Sorry, Grandma, it takes a little bit more time before she’s able to put her name on the door.
At the very least there’s college and medical school – easily eight years unless you try really hard to save some time – and then there might even be more school after that, not to mention having to learn pretty much constantly afterward. Just keep encouraging her, Grandma, and she’ll be able to get there eventually, at which point she can help you out with your bad back.
It's a Big Help to Everybody
It’s amazing how much help Google is when trying to learn or study about really anything. If you want to find a good way to describe math concepts, that’s the way to go. Need to spell something for a paper? Google it. Want to figure out the conjugations to French verbs? You know where to go.
Here’s a fun tidbit: You know those IT guys that seem to know everything about computers? It’s mostly just Googling stuff they’ve never heard of. The thing is, they know what all the terms already mean, they just need to see what order they’re in to describe your issue. Kevin Hoang tells it to us straight when he says Google helped him graduate. Hopefully it wasn’t cheating, and more just trying to figure stuff out the right way.
She Really Hit the Books
This young lady spent a lot of time studying in order to get her grades up, but that’s not the only big change that happened during high school. As far as we can tell, she shrank a little bit – maybe she decided to pick up running or take a good, long look at the kinds of things she was eating for dessert.
We’re no experts on the subject, but the things she’s referring to don’t generally plunge in size unless a couple of specific choices are made – two of them, however, are simple to do. Eat less and exercise more, and you may find yourself shrinking. There are many who find this result a bit unfortunate. But if it means you’re landing at a healthier weight, then it’s still a change for the better.