One Must Know Oneself
Arin Hanson, best known as a member of the Game Grumps and who goes by “Egoraptor,” is wrong a whole lot. Anybody who’s seen even a single episode of his show, alongside Dan Avidan, is probably aware of that. He sometimes doesn’t even notice it. Still, he likes to think that he has a lot to say that is true and proper.
Except, just like all of us, he does know he gets stuff wrong on occasion, and is willing to admit it. Annie Feldman probably thinks something similar. She tries so hard to be right, but that doesn’t always mean she will be. She’s giving people a quick laugh and telling us about herself, which is more or less what a good senior yearbook quote is supposed to do.
Get Ready for a Deep Dive on This One
Seems like Blake McMiller wasn’t a big fan of his time in the halls of his high school, but that’s quite the odd quote to put up in his senior yearbook – he’s even all dressed up for graduation. That quote (minus the words “high school”) comes from a video of Jasmine Masters saying, with every bit of enthusiasm possible: “Well, just as I thought...trash.”
We don’t know if Blake wasn’t happy with the four years he spent in high school or if he was just using the latest bit of viral video fun to have a laugh, but it apparently didn’t make his parents all that happy. They called his sister demanding to know why he had done such a thing. Should have just called Blake.
Putting That Brain to Good Use
Madison’s the kind of student we’re glad to see graduate, because it’s clear she actually spent her time in high school learning a thing or two. Her last name is Guess, and now she has a degree (or two, by now) behind her, so she tends to have a little bit of a handle on what is going on around her – We could be pedantic and say that a hypothesis is a little more than an educated guess, but we spend enough time picking nits here.
At least Madison wasn’t bemoaning the fact that she had to listen to teachers for so long – she actually gave us something clever and fun instead of just whining about it. Good going, Madison, keep it up.
Time to Save the City
He says his name is Bryan, but we all know him better as Frozone, the ice-wielding superhero. Just imagine how much he had to convince his parents to let him do this. He had to get a suit that looked just like Frozone, get the okay from the parents and the photographer, and then get it into the senior yearbook.
His quote works perfectly – he found his suit and he’s ready to rock. All three pictures of this kid tell us that he knows how to show off a big, bright smile, and the one with the super suit is probably the biggest and brightest of them all. Sometimes a guy just knows that he’s destined for great things. But being a superhero is hard work – just as any of those Marvel guys.
Getting the Locations All Wrong
Everybody who has read the famous books or watched any of the multiple adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s masterpiece knows that you go through the closet to reach Narnia. But, despite what Stanley Yip might say, Narnia wasn’t INSIDE the closet at all – it was just a passage. That would be like saying that the ocean is inside of a beach.
But we’re getting off topic. Mr. Yip is free and clear, no longer languishing among the sweaters and slacks that are hanging in his closet. He’s going to move into web design and development with a clearer head than he had for all his time in the halls of high school. On a side note, when did yearbooks start putting future majors next to senior pictures? We kinda like it.