Still Gay
There is a good story behind this shirt. The story goes that this is the shirt this guy pulled out of the closet (see what we did there?) the day after Pride Prade. Surprise, surprise, even after pride parade was over, he still woke up gay!
Who would have thunk it? You go to sleep being the person that you are and alas, the next morning, you wake up as… the same person.
The Biggest Loser
If this guy lost two days in a row, then why is he so happy? Could this be the result of not limiting your happy hour to well, one specific hour of the day? If it's five o'clock somewhere, we drink, if it isn't five o'clock anywhere, we drink. This is a bulletproof diet.
But seriously, don't try this at home, you are not going to look as happy and coherent as this guy.
The Gay Gap
Did we say gay? We meant to say gap. Oh, no, wait, we actually meant to say gay. This is a clever design, as most of us would not notice that this isn't actually the gap logo and that it spells out something else completely.
If we were The Gap, we would take notice, this one is actually nicer than the original. Otherwise, we think this guy is pretty proud (pun intended) of sporting this shirt, as he should be.
Speaking Our Truth
You gotta appreciate this guy for speaking the truth. Well, actually, it's not him, it's his shirt, but we think that's close enough, don't you?
This shirt captures what we all feel but feel uncomfortable saying - sometimes we just don't want to go outside and function. Most of the time, we just want to stay in bed and watch Netflix. Next time we're late, know that it's because we didn't want to come.
On The Nose
If you don't know what MILF stands for, then where have you been in the last 20 years? Were you in a coma?
That's the only reasonable excuse. Well, if you know, you know that there's nothing wrong with showing MILFs some love, which is why this guy decide to come by this place, which is filled with moms, and just stand in this shirt. It's a bit on the nose don't you think?