Don’t Get Too Close
This is quite a graphic T-shirt. While it gets a little too personal for our taste, it’s also a good way to warn people to give this woman a nice circle of space everywhere she goes.
Wait…is that why she wore it? If so, she’s a genius. There’s no better way to keep strangers from talking to you than threatening them with a fart.
Definitely Not Asia
Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses. For this t-shirt designer, geography simply isn’t his strength. Unfortunately, he doesn’t seem to know that.
In case anyone is confused, the continent depicted here is not Asia. Maybe the designer didn’t have anyone there to fact-check his work, but couldn’t he have turned to Google if he was a little unsure? More importantly, how did this tee make it all the way to the rack without anyone realizing that it was wrong?
Real Men
The Beliebers are still alive and thriving in our midst. While they’re not as loud and proud as they once were, they’re still there, supporting Justin Bieber in all his new endeavors.
These guys either know exactly what women are looking for, or they themselves recognize the true genius in his music. Taking the Bieber-like haircuts into consideration, we think it’s the latter. There’s no shame in liking Justin Bieber. Like the t-shirts say: Real men respect Beiber.
A Gassy Situation
This man is a little more subtle than his “fart loading” companion, but he still wants everyone to know about his flatulence. Using the Chevron gas symbol, this guy is ready to announce the state of his tummy to the entire world.
At least he’s giving us a heads up so we can clear the room. This man should definitely exist in a bubble of space all his own, at least while he’s wearing this t-shirt.
Clear Expectations
There’s something to be said for someone who’s so clear about their expectations. Unfortunately, if your expectations are completely laughable, you probably shouldn’t have them printed on a t-shirt.
Average people don’t really date models, so it’s hard to believe that this grease-stained cook would have much luck in that department. But good for him for going after his dreams!