A Gassy Situation
This man is a little more subtle than his “fart loading” companion, but he still wants everyone to know about his flatulence. Using the Chevron gas symbol, this guy is ready to announce the state of his tummy to the entire world.
At least he’s giving us a heads up so we can clear the room. This man should definitely exist in a bubble of space all his own, at least while he’s wearing this t-shirt.
Real Men
The Beliebers are still alive and thriving in our midst. While they’re not as loud and proud as they once were, they’re still there, supporting Justin Bieber in all his new endeavors.
These guys either know exactly what women are looking for, or they themselves recognize the true genius in his music. Taking the Bieber-like haircuts into consideration, we think it’s the latter. There’s no shame in liking Justin Bieber. Like the t-shirts say: Real men respect Beiber.
Don’t Get Too Close
This is quite a graphic T-shirt. While it gets a little too personal for our taste, it’s also a good way to warn people to give this woman a nice circle of space everywhere she goes.
Wait...is that why she wore it? If so, she’s a genius. There’s no better way to keep strangers from talking to you than threatening them with a fart.
Clear Expectations
There’s something to be said for someone who’s so clear about their expectations. Unfortunately, if your expectations are completely laughable, you probably shouldn’t have them printed on a t-shirt.
Average people don’t really date models, so it’s hard to believe that this grease-stained cook would have much luck in that department. But good for him for going after his dreams!
A Fitting Outfit
Talk about dressing for the occasion. Did this man know he was going to have a bad day? Maybe he’s always subtly preparing for an unpleasant time. Whatever the case may be, his shirt adds some undeniable irony to his situation.
Unfortunately, we’re not sure that the cops saw the humor in the situation. Thankfully, whoever snapped this pic knew exactly what they were doing. We hope your day gets better, sir!