Hipster Triangles
Okay, we have to start at the beginning with this one. First of all, Texas state is definitely not in the shape of a triangle. Second of all, when did triangles become hipster?
Are we missing some big joke here? What store decided to sell this shirt? It’s all one big fail that somehow intertwines Texas and hipsters, and we just don’t get it.
A Dead Minnie Mouse
Before we attack our friend in the dead mouse shirt, Deadmau5 is actually a Canadian DJ. Unfortunately, this guy didn’t really think through his outfit choice when he donned his band shirt and waltzed right into Disneyland.
As you can see, the t-shirt is especially upsetting to Minnie Mouse, and anyone who upsets Minnie Mouse deserves our disdain. Thankfully, the t-shirt wearer looks appropriately sorry for his misguided actions, so we’ll give him a break.
A Cutesy Fail
Once you start getting a little older, you can’t always count on your mind to lead you to the right destination. Thankfully, there are t-shirts for that. This cute couples’ tee ensures that grandpa will always find his way back home.
We can hardly label it fail because it’s just so cute. Rita knows her fella is a little forgetful, so she found a solution. Plus, it also ensures that he can never try to run out on her. Smart woman.
Wearer of the Dumb Shirts
We can at least take some solace in these shirts being simple, fun pieces of an outfit for celebrations. Whether you're a grandma or an...Auntiemelon...you can grab something for your next birthday party.
Now, the shirt on the left is at least a reference to the show “Cocomelon,” but the layout and phrasing still don't make a lot of sense. The shirt on the right is a little more egregious, with Spider-Man having nothing to do with the words on the shirt, and the three (the child's age, likely) hovering there like a malevolent being in the sky.
Beguiling the Youth
We feel like this kind of shirt was made for a very specific kind of person, and he's pictured in the image. Just look at that face. Don't let this man near your children, people, because he's going to tell them about more than just sweater puppies.
Why would there be a skull on the shirt? To draw the eye? That's the only thing that we can come up with, and we imagine that it would work. Keep an eye on the police reports to see this guy again, probably for something like indecent exposure. Or worse.